Not A Good Day

[Ramsgate]

There I was, sitting at the bar, staring at my drink when a large trouble making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well whatcha gonna do about it" he says menacingly, as I burst into tears
"Come on man" the biker says "I didn't think you'd CRY!!!"
"I can't stand to see a man crying"

"This is the worst day of my life" I say. "Im a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot I found my car had been stolen, and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home and when I got home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. And then my dog bit me.

So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, drop a capsule of arsenic in it, and have been sitting here watching it disolve. Then some jack ass shows up, and drinks the whole thing.
But enough about me, how's your day going?"