Observations and first impressions

[bigbill]

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[TBone]

Yeah, those types of places are bullshit, LAB is one of the worst offenders, sexy pics but no chance at extras. I think they must get a lot of business from clueless guys coming in thinking they might have a chance.

Here is another one that's on kijiji, her tits half out yet the ad states NO EXTRAS in caps, wtf!?

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-health-beaut...es/1172093833?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Oh and $90 for an hour with no receipt LOL

 

[ChaosFactor]

Yeah, those types of places are bullshit, LAB is one of the worst offenders, sexy pics but no chance at extras. I think they must get a lot of business from clueless guys coming in thinking they might have a chance.

Here is another one that's on kijiji, her tits half out yet the ad states NO EXTRAS in caps, wtf!?

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-health-beaut...es/1172093833?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Oh and $90 for an hour with no receipt LOL

Wow that girl really looks better in that picture. I guess she is now trying the LAB technique to increase business and the scary thing is it will work!

 

[Jelloguy]

Yeah, those types of places are bullshit, LAB is one of the worst offenders, sexy pics but no chance at extras. I think they must get a lot of business from clueless guys coming in thinking they might have a chance.

Here is another one that's on kijiji, her tits half out yet the ad states NO EXTRAS in caps, wtf!?

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-health-beaut...es/1172093833?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Oh and $90 for an hour with no receipt LOL

She's outcall only. Gee see the play on "No table due to theft"? A) Who the F is going to steal a massage table? B) It's a lead into using the bed........ You can take it from there.

 

[Jelloguy]

LAB girls are 100% bullshit - see my previous review about undraped in dining-room and being watched by someone else.......

Don't be a LAB sucker - avoid and warn others.

 

[Buddhalicious]

I totally agree with everything you gentlemen have said. Lab drives me up the wall every time I see their ads. They advertise a men's spa with body scrubs, waxing, etc. but then they show pictures with cleavage and girls in full makeup. Cleavage is one issue when they're suggestive but the other is showing their makeup skills/beautician skills of women... aren't you advertising a men's spa???

That ad by Tbone and commented by Jello is so contradicting. "We value our loyal costumers and provide a luxurious setting" it indicates but they're a mobile massage. They come to your place!!! Perhaps I will call her and have my place in my garage so she can fix it up to make it a luxurious setting for $90. There you go reverse Ad psychology, phone her up for an appointment to fix up your garage to make it into a luxurious setting. She can wear that top and it looks like comes to midriff and suggestive while I have a beer and watch her work.

 

[welldunn66]

Those ads along with ones that advertises RMT services, without actually issuing receipts and having it when you get there is a piss off too. Calgary notorious for that and some Edmonton establishments picking it up too. Trying to drive traffic to their business. I get it, "Sex Sells".
But these business better not have the guts to take offense when a guys asks cause he made a phone call to book based on your ads. If you were more honest in your ads, at least the guys who choose to book is going in without the pretense or expectation to ask for extras. You set the precedence with your ad, you better put out.
"Do not let your mouth write a cheque your body cannot cash!"
So you put out sexy ads like that and then put "No extras.....No sexy........." Its your own damn fault for inviting it in the first place.
Again Lab girls, I am looking at you! Guys can vote with their wallets and avoid them.

 

[ChaosFactor]

She's outcall only. Gee see the play on "No table due to theft"? A) Who the F is going to steal a massage table? B) It's a lead into using the bed........ You can take it from there.

Someone should just call her out on it. Book a massage and in the initial text tell her to wear the top in the ad and tell her you expect extra. I bet she won't tell you to go to hell in fact she will make the appointment..

 

[Rubmegood]

On the other side of the coin, look at Xiaoping's kijiji ad. All the girls in professional-looking scrubs! No bust-baring (not that any of them have much!) negligees!

 

[Jelloguy]

I have booked twice with the one lady who says her table is stolen. She failed to show twice - if anyone can validate they have seen her, until then she is a chick who gets off on either collecting numbers and likes to jerk others around and waste time.