October, 2004 Puerto Vallarta Report
Observations:
Met people on the plane on the way down who provided some updates. They mentioned the Alamo and Zone Rosa as acceptable, but pointed more towards the clubs in PV. They also mentioned that there was no significant massage parlor action. We saw 6-8 massage parlors in the downtown area during our trip, and all made a point on their signs to specify โprofessional massageโ.
In general, the clubs were very much above average by Mexican standards. They were also a great value if compared to anything at home. These places are not cheap compared to boyโs town or the hotels, but the quality of women is outstanding, and if you have the budget for it, you can partake of excellent looking women with great attitudes. Additionally, encountered none of the tip-harassment mentioned in previous posts; the handlers were polite and effective and was never pressured. They deserved the tips that were given.
The first night brought us to Juniors, up a winding hill above the Romantic Zone as described previously. It was 1100, and we were the first customers of the night (opens 800). Having the full house of 30 available women was definitely an advaneforum.xxxe, and the stripping revved up while we were being introduced. The women were very attractive, most in the 9-range. Even the ugliest one in the room was acceptable, perhaps a 7 ..
The music had good variety (by their standards) and was neither too loud or soft. There was one main runway and the girls would dance for three songs, the last being totally nude. No seforum.xxxe tipping was required or sought-after.
Drinks were 3-4 bucks and drinks for the girls were 15. There was never any pressure to buy drinks, just polite offers. The 15 bucks would get you 20-30 minutes of groping and smooching (most of them LFK/DFK). Sometime into this, we were asked if we wanted to go upstairs and there was the standard negotiation, with the first offer at 2 bucks that we negotiated to 160 for two hours.
Once upstairs, drinks could be ordered. The rooms and shower were clean and the ambiance comfortable. My date was very acceptable, and we had gotten familiar with each other downstairs to the extent that we had a very passionate exchange. There were no limits, a definite GFE. Multiple pops were allowed, even encouraged ..
Back in the club, we were politely informed that outcall was available. The next night we called our contact and within 30 minutes had my concubine of the previous evening, plus a different girl for my friend, delivered to our hotel, the Sheraton. I had previously inquired with first the bell, then the front desk as to bringing guests in the hotel, as this was a high-end resort in PV. I was instructed to just escort guests in and out, as well as sign an agreement that any damages/losses incurred by oneโs guests would be the hostโs responsibility, which was a very reasonable request.
I met my contact and the girls downstairs, and we agreed to 4 bills for the both of them, for 2.5 hours. We were hungry, so only kept them for 1, but could have definitely gotten more mileage. He and they were unassumingly dressed and everything went uneventfully.
The third night we went to Prestige, near the Hotel Zone. They had a better setup for dancing, and some of the dancers were actually outstanding, one in particular who was an excellent pole-dancer. Again, the service was low-pressure and efficient, and the talent was very much above-average. Language and attitude being the deal-breaker for me, I quickly was escorted to the private rooms located in the club, which consisted of a 7x10 semi-private booth/room with a 5x4 vinyl โbedโ. Dances were 20 bucks and were very liberal with DFK and fully nude groping. The offer was made of more and accepted. With a room switch, got CBJ and DATY for 150.
Prestige was ok, but the booth-thing was a little cheesy. Would rather have a regular room ..
The fourth night we went to Candyโs in the late afternoon, as we had read here, then had confirmed that they open at 1-2 pm (as allegedly, though not confirmed, does Prestige). We arrived at about 6, and there were just two girls working (which they warned us of before we paid the cover). Candyโs is near the Marina Zone. They took awhile to rev up the stripping, and the two that were working were acceptable, early 20โs, 8โs. With just a couple of $20 lap dances, we were getting hungry and left, planning to return later. By that time, it was 9, and people and girls were arriving, but we never returned so canโt report on anything else at Candyโs.
After dinner, we thought we might try Prestige again, which was on the way back downtown, but it was closed (Sunday) so the cabbie suggested Hysteria.
Hysteria was by far the best club we went to during our trip, and ended up being about 4 blocks from our hotel (which we didnโt discover until we were taken back at the end of the night). The quality of the girls was outstanding, the clean and comfortable hotel rooms right upstairs, and there was again no pressure. First of the night was a J-Lo look-alike (but with a trim ass) and she was so perfect that I only DATY and DFK; that was enough. After coming to my senses, I was attacked by a very affectionate 22 year old who I promptly took upstairs for a second round, with DFK and BBBJ offered very enthusiastically, followed by the main event, condom required, of course. Prices here were as with the rest, $15 (potent) drinks for the girls and 150-160 negotiated to go upstairs. Our handler from Juniors who helped us on the first and second nights actually came into Hysteria at the end of the night (5 AM) to get some of his own, which attests to the quality.
Overall, the clubs in PV had excellent quality women, and with some skillful negotiation, it became a true value. No apparent street or massage action so for that would suggest Juarez or TJ. However for quality and comfort in a classy beach environment Puerto Vallarta was very enjoyable ..