Lauren Shafique
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With apologies to all those clever blondes out there....
A blonde goes into a soft furnishing shop.
She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink
curtains."
The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink
curtains.
He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a
hard time choosing.
Finally, she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asks what size curtains she needs. The blond replies,
"15 inches."
"15 inches?!" asks the salesman.
"That sounds very small, what room are they for?"
The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her
computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "but Miss, computers don't have
curtains!"
The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"
A blonde goes into a soft furnishing shop.
She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink
curtains."
The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink
curtains.
He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a
hard time choosing.
Finally, she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asks what size curtains she needs. The blond replies,
"15 inches."
"15 inches?!" asks the salesman.
"That sounds very small, what room are they for?"
The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her
computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "but Miss, computers don't have
curtains!"
The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"
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