Oh Paris massage: stay away!

[EPIC FAIL]

There is a new massage parlor in Downtown (St.Catherine and Drummond) which you should avoid at all cost. I dropped by this place one evening. 30 min cost $55; options are $40, $60 and $80. The girl, name Mandy, pushed for $80. Her massage was the worst ever. She just touches you lightly for about 5 min; then she flips you over and tells you that it's time for the ending. You are surprised that 30 min already passed but she tells you that it's time and that's it. Her "happy ending" is boring as your old geography teacher. Overall, she treats you like you are nobody and you must leave. Avoid this place. Visit any other massage parlor.

 

[Jack S]

I dropped by here last fall, never bothered getting a session even though the women available were quite attractive physically. Would you believe the option prices were even higher back then, the door charge sounds the same though. Just so there is no confusion I thought I would post their coordinates - Ooh Paris 1402 Drummond suite 300, 514 507 2066. I agree that much better places are available within blocks of here.

 

[WilliamAspeplyHili]

Been there couple of months ago and been in NURU just across the street last week.... not quite a good experience... both are way overpriced... was not even impressed by the NURU girls..... maybe I went there in the wrong timing.... but way overpriced as I mentioned... guess these places downtown are made to rip the tourists.....

 

[Tigger]

you couldnt be more wrong,ohhparis maybe but montrealnuru is standard pricing,i go there on the regular!I live central downtown

 

[Catherine]

Do you live central downtown or you live in nurumontreal, lol. You look like you are a big fan of nuru and what used to be satinrouge. Are there any other places you recommend.

 

[Samandbump]

i recommend and had a good experience at all these salons maison massage,kama,eau claire,nuru,millenium,cleopatra,isis,adagio avoid lasirene by bell center

 

[Pompal 09.]

Went there last week... up a hundred or so flights of stairs... whew... and into the waiting room... in walks a dude who seems pretty nice and is very clear about what the deal is... $55 room charge... $40 to $80 tip for the girl. He speaks perfect English which is good because I don't speak any French. This guy is friendly... really friendly. In any other circumstances, I could totally be friends with this guy. As a stranger in a strange city, I felt totally at ease dealing with him. It was his attitude that made me stay. He shows me into a room and asks me to have a seat. Then the girls start to come in... one by one... each one introduces herself and they all look pretty good. I choose a girl named, Lina (I think).

Lina was nice... easy to get along with and very pretty. Fake tits... didn't realize when I picked her... oh well. She explains the pricing and restrictions. I'm told that in Montreal, you're not allowed to touch the girl's pussy. I have nothing to go on here so you guys can tell me if that's true or not. The session was very nice and she didn't seem overly concerned about the time. Her massage was ok... not great but ok. She spent a lot of time rubbing those big fake tits all over my back which felt pretty good.

On the flip, she straddled me in reverse cow girl and went in for the finish. This was kind of a let down. It makes me feel like I'm being sat on and I can't see any of the stuff that I want to see.

All in all, the session was ok. The place was well decorated and clean with a shower in the room... although it took forever to get hot water and the shower was extremely small... no shower for two at this place.

Total damage was $130. I would normally pay $140 in Toronto and get some pussy action in so this was a bit of a let down but I understand if it's a legal issue. Next time, I'll pay $180 to $200 and have a girl come up to my hotel room for an hour. Lesson learned.

 

[peekaboo]

Hi andrewyorke,

In downtown I think there's a lot of restrictions. To not touche the pussy in downtown, I would agree she's right because there will be a lot of Cops if you know what I mean. Go to an MP with no big sign. There's some MP in downtown where you can have the all menu for a little bit pricier than what was the range of what they propose to you.

Neo

 

[One and Only]

Not true. With the amount of MP in Mtl, girls do what they need to do to build and keep the clientele. The tart of guys with money to pay is smaller as years go by in this economy period.



thumbs-up !

 

[moondog]

Was your session 30 mins or 60 mins?

 

[academicns]

30 mins... sorry, I forgot to mention that.

 

[GoT MiLk?]

Seems excessive for an entrance fee. Do you remember what an hour would be?

 

[Sovelin]

Sorry... Little Head was in charge at the time and I'm no good at taking notes.

 

[Tas]

Very fucken bad massage

 

[Unregistered]

GOOD PLACE

ooh paris was great! Paul, the man at the door, was an absolute delight! He is friendly, and tells you everything straight up. YOU WILL NOT GET SCREWED OVER HERE.
The girls there are by far the best looking i have seen in the downtown area. Very good place, clean and i had a good experience.

 

[ooh no paris]

worst experience.

worst experience..dnt go there !!

 

[Unregistered]

Room cost for 30 min. $55. The girls ask for $100 tip. No negotiation. Let's just say I wouldnt go back even if it didnt fckun cost $155!!!

 

[rod6]

Went there Friday. Chose Lexi from the line up. Paid $55 for the room and before starting she mentions minimum $80 for massage. Massage was nice with good pressure, on the flip cautions no touching and no DFK/LFK. Then starts HJ and tons of oil. Asked when the BS was coming but it never did....Total Rip Off...HJ should have been $40 only. Anyway am not one to argue, Paid my $80 and moved on. My other buddies had great gals and BS for the same $80 with Russian Finish....so fortunately Lexi is not the norm there thankfully...

Mt first review as am not the type to kiss and tell but had to warn my peeps out there as I owe you guys for many good times only fair I give back......beware of Lexi!!!