Oh What to do when

[fmko ( ??????????????)]

so incredibly sexually frustrated and trying to arrange a playdate with an absolutely gorgeous woman!

Sorry, no this is not a scenario to see someone else! Our schedules just haven't meshed and I had to postpone due to pet issues.

[video]http://www.adultswim.co.uk/videos/venture-bros/sexual-frustration[/video]

Signed Blueballs until further notice!

 

[marko j]

Funny but what is the purpose as you never review.

 

[Dave K]

Oh just do like everyone else, except me, just rub one or two out and carry on. Myself, I don't get sexually frustrated. I gave it up as it's not productive. Besides I'm not an overtly sexual person. For the time being I'll focus on my fighter and musician aspects, and to hell with being a lover.

 

[XArmed For BattleX^3]

Really, you're still new.

 

[Sandra D]

LMAO :

 

[Mirah]

Do your homework there son. He's one of the top pooners west of the Pecos and has the reviews on numerous boards to back it up.

 

[Angel H]

How are the blueballs hanging, Hof :intello:

 

[Raphael]

I did, took me a long time to find them. Apologies in order but he does not have as many reviews as the top 10 from the review book.

 

[rockability]

Why do you care? :neutral:

 

[McHaggis Scoticus]

Maybe Swagger wants to review HOF.

 

[Czech.]

oes Hof do CIM :na:

Jiving with you Hof.

 

[Pompal 09.]

No reviews from HOF is a bad thing? :neutral:

 

[Day-nuh]

Black & Blue now! and alittle hairy haven't manscaped lately.
I just read a pm from this gorgeous woman which basically said, "That's up to you dear, lol. You tell me what days you're looking for and I can try to accomodate. Seems to me, you've been the busy one lately, lol." Now I feel like I've been kicked in the ballsuch:

Okay come hell or high-water, I'm gonna make this happen on or before August 13th, 2011! Why before that date because my cialis has an optimal use date!

In all seriousness, this particular woman is well known, absolutely stunning, charming (she's charmed the pants right off of me and we haven't played yet!) and has an incredible sense of humour! She has to have that if she's going to intimately engage with me. I just hope she doesn't giggle when the boxers hit the floor.

This woman is comparable to Brynn Winters, Gia, Kylie Daniels, Jesse Sommers, Candice Cane, Veronica Sway, Miss Emily-Marie, Daniella Harper, Sydney Lacroix, Noir, Sensual Cleo, Simone Skye, Solange Del-Mar, Heather, Kathryn Bardot,Sinful Sophia, Mzz Karly, Emily Rushton, Natasha, ClaudiaX, Chloe Marcelle, Kristin, Paula, Kyra Graves, Victoria Jolie, Alley Allure, Victoria Heart, Sophy, Monique Matheson, Rylie Snow, Nichole, Alex Grenyait, Ashley Blondell, Jaymie Gibson, Cheri Lynn, Erin Winters, Taylor (BC), Chloe (Ottawa), Demi and many other agency ladies and independents. We're just so lucky to have these beautiful women catering to our desires.

I reveal the woman's name afterwards and only review if she is comfortable about it.

 

[Wiseman]

Well, several ladies have squirted there! That counts!:great:

 

[Pompal 09.]

Apology accepted young Swagger.

It's really easy to search just go into the profile of the member you want to see and hit find all threads, then choose what you want. I just haven't bothered placing reviews into the book, but I guess that I should.

http://www.massageplanet.com/rboard/search.php?searchid=241798

http://www.massageplanet.com/rboard/showthread.php?4552-Madelyn-of-Montreal
http://www.massageplanet.com/rboard/showthread.php?4623-GREAT-BALLS-OF-FIRE!-(Eva-Charms-of-Montreal)
http://www.massageplanet.com/rboard/showthread.php?4585-Alex-is-not-great-She-s-Amazing!
http://www.massageplanet.com/rboard/showthread.php?4913-Shelly-gets-more!
http://www.massageplanet.com/rboard...Now-for-something-completely-different!-TOFTT
http://www.massageplanet.com/rboard/showthread.php?4686-The-Corruption-of-Shelly!
http://www.massageplanet.com/rboard/showthread.php?5618-The-amazing-race-part-2-day-1-amp-2
http://www.massageplanet.com/rboard/showthread.php?5629-ST-PADDY-s-Day!-MIRAGE-S-MAGIC-BUS!
http://www.massageplanet.com/rboard/showthread.php?4556-The-Perfect-Day!-Bobbi-of-Niagara
http://www.massageplanet.com/rboard/showthread.php?4566-Introducing-Miss-Kim-Jones
http://www.massageplanet.com/rboard/showthread.php?7675-Ambivalent-Review
http://www.massageplanet.com/rboard/showthread.php?7676-When-it-s-over
http://www.massageplanet.com/rboard...is-my-review-of-a-duo-with-Brynn-and-Scarlett!

Oh ya, I have numerous reviews to post but just haven't been in the groove to do so.
Angel519, Kareena, Tristan's Angels, Sassy Angels, Muse, GOE spa, AGFE, Erotica Escorts to name a few. Just because I haven't reviewed in awhile doesn't mean that I'm not active. There are many boards across Ontario, Canada, USA and even several private privileged only that I belong to. I've been fortunate recently to have had on-going civilian sexcapades being in the right place and the right time has its benefits.

Anyhoo, you buy the first two rounds and I'll get the third! Cheers.

 

[Oh Balls!]

Ask T-Girl Nikki:

 

[Petra]

Damn, I was checking out the mystery ladies photos and I ...

[video=youtube;4jEIgL39xxI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jEIgL39xxI[/video]

 

[Florida Girl]

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, got the t-shirt. Went to Hooters right after and ordered a whiskey neat it went down fast, asked the lovely large breasted bartender for another and make it a double, down the hatch. Asked the sexy big titted, bubble assed bimbo bar-maid for a triple drank that too. Now, I'm starting to see 4 funbags on the same little trollup and she says, "Slow down what's the hurry!" I said, "I just had my first BJ." and she replied in her squeaky high pitched annoying voice that I just wanted to squash with my now erect mini-sizzler, "Really, Really, how was it?" she asked. So I told her, "Not bad but I still can't get the taste out of my mouth!" She replied, "Huh, that's hot!" and I replied, "Really, would you like to make 547.21 for the night?" She said, "Get the fuck outta here, seriously!":tongue: Oops, maybe the smiley under the cimcumstances.

Now, why don't you just bring up the Vikki Blue thing too.:

 

[BigBangFTW]

Now, why don't you just bring up the Vikki Blue thing too.:[/QUOTE]Oh , does she have a dick too???

 

[Mads]

Oh , does she have a dick too???[/QUOTE]

Gee, Vikki (Metal Guru) did you add a prosthetic penis to compliment that incredibly horrible augmentation and wretched face lift?