Oh Yea Right!!!

[Fireflies]

We all hear funny pink lies from SPs/MPs/SO/GF/BF.... that makes us say Yea right!
Like last week one SP told me " you are my favorite client " that makes me laugh all the time..

What are the pink lies you have heard that makes say yea right!?

 

[cannot_remember_chit]

Maybe you ARE her favorite client?

I know that a lot of SPs say things that are less than truthful in order too boost guys egos. But it's too bad when guys are dubious when an SP says such a thing. Maybe, just maybe, you are her favorite client? Hmmm?

I have said it before, and here it is again: If it isn't the truth, I don't bother to say it. (Now, if anyone meets me and I'm particularly quiet during a session, you know it's because I think you're a douche.)

 

[wazzyrobin]

lmfao

But wasn't that the truth, oddball?

 

[wo1f4me]

At that moment you ARE often her favourite. I fall in love a bit with every woman I've just been intimate with and I'm sure they often feel a closeness at that at that time as well.

I often hear them say they love my big cock, even if I know it's average sized I like the ego boost. The whole act is a fantasy for me, why shouldn't I get my moneys worth? :mrgreen:

 

[The Great & Powerful Oz]

i am incapable of lying...

it really is the most beautiful penis i have ever scene

 

[White]

'you're so big' - yea right I wish

 

[chillinfree]

You are built like a Greek God, yeah a 60 year old one!:

 

[shahab_phoenix]

I used to look like a Greek God.


Now I look like a god damn Greek.

 

[Gerry C]

I didn't like it my ass! Sure you didn't!

 

[Joe N]

you're so hot........yeah right, I'm soooooo not

 

[Zeb]

You made me come 3 times...... oh

 

[Prince]

You are my all time favorite

you made me cum 5 times

 

[Pompal 09.]

You lying to yourself dude?.

 

[qwerqwer]

hey, don't shoot the messenger. lol
I am just a victim...

I am sure everyone hears this though as all the others in this thread..i head those also, as the the subject of the thread dictates.

 

[RoBb]

You have nice eyes.

 

[SkepDoc 2.0]

So last night, when Mrs. CG was screaming uncontrollably and I was trying to shush her so the kids wouldn't wake up and then afterwords exclaimed "I couldn't help it... OH MY GOD! I've never come 4 times that close together before!!!"

She was faking? :

(The embarrassing part was the next morning, my 16 yr old son tells me, "Ummm dad, can you and mom try and keep it down a bit when you're playing in bed? Mom screams awfully loud!" :shock

 

[Quaker O]

You should be a pornstar ( Yea Right!! holding a towel?????? )

 

[Pompal 09.]

You are very handsome :neutral: