Old Age can be rough ...

[shama s]

An old man walks into a bar and asks for the strongest drink in the joint. The bartender, a decent fellow, asked him why. The old man said, "Well, my children are worried about my mental health, so, they set up an appointment with a brain surgeon at the local hospital."

The bar tender said, "Hey, you should never drink to forget your problems, but, on this occasion, I'll give you a drink on the house."

The old man replied, "Well thanks. I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy."