Old Groom

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A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich
quick, so she proceeded to find herself a rich
75-year-old man, planning to screw him to death on
their wedding night.

The courtship and wedding went off without any
problem, in spite of the half-century age difference. The
first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and
waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to
bed.

When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except
a condom to cover a twelve-inch erection, and was
carrying a pair of earplugs and a pair of nose plugs.

Fearing her plan had gone desperately amiss, she
asked, "What are those for?"

The elderly groom replied, "There are two things I can't
stand: the sound of a woman screaming, and the smell
of burning rubber."