Old people....

[fizixx]

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[Tom Graphics]

Glad you like them! k::

 

[Mr Wolf]

The first one was pretty funny.

 

[mommyofthree]

I happen to be an old man. ing:



But, I got a good laugh out of it, cheers. :clap

 

[texaschick200670]

1.

An old guy went to his doctor and said, "I have this toilet problem doc."
"Well," replied the doc, "How's your urination?"
"Every morning at 7am - like a baby!" said the old man.
"Good," replied the doc, "How about your bowel movements?"
"8am every morning - like clockwork!" answered the old guy.
"So what's the problem then?" asked the doc.
"Well," replied the old man, "I don't get up till 9am!"

2.

On hearing that her grandfather had passed away, Jennie went to see her grandmother straight away. When she asked how her grandfather had died her granny said, "He had a heart attack during *** on Sunday morning."
"Do you not think that was unwise, seeing as he was 94?" asked Jennie.
"Oh, no!" replied her granny, "We had *** every Sunday morning, in time with the church bells. In with the dings and out with the dongs!"
"But don't you think it was too much for him granny?" asked Jennie.
"No hunnie," replied grandma, "if it wasn't for that goddam ice cream van going past, he'd still be here now!"

3.

How do you get a sweet 80 year old woman to say, "F**K!"
Get another sweet 80 year old woman to shout, "BINGO!"

4.

What does an eighty year old woman have between her t*ts that an 18 year old doesn't?
Her bellybutton!