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Once upon a time, in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him on the seventh day, resting.
He inquired of God, “Where have you been?”
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds
“Look Michael, look what I’ve made.” Said God.
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, “What is it?”
“It’s a planet,” replied God, and I’ve put LIFE on it. I’m going to call it Earth and it’s going to be a place of great balance.”
“Balance?” inquired Michael, still confused,
God explained, pointing to different parts of the Earth.
“For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hotspot and Russia is going to be a cold spot. Over there I’ve placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people.”
God continued, pointing to different countries. “This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.”
The Archangel, impressed by God’s work, then pointed to a small area of land and said, “What’s that?”
“Ah” said God. “That’s Liverpool, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful people, 2 great football teams, 2 impressive cathedrals and is the home of the worlds greatest ever pop group. The people from Liverpool are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they’re going to be found travelling the world. They’ll be extremely sociable, hardworking and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace”
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then blurted out,
“But what about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!”
“Ahh,” replied God wisely, “Wait until you see who I’m putting next to them in Manchester!”
(I've seen it the other way round, but my wife's a scouser, so THIS is obviously the right way...!) [8D]
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him on the seventh day, resting.
He inquired of God, “Where have you been?”
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds
“Look Michael, look what I’ve made.” Said God.
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, “What is it?”
“It’s a planet,” replied God, and I’ve put LIFE on it. I’m going to call it Earth and it’s going to be a place of great balance.”
“Balance?” inquired Michael, still confused,
God explained, pointing to different parts of the Earth.
“For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hotspot and Russia is going to be a cold spot. Over there I’ve placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people.”
God continued, pointing to different countries. “This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.”
The Archangel, impressed by God’s work, then pointed to a small area of land and said, “What’s that?”
“Ah” said God. “That’s Liverpool, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful people, 2 great football teams, 2 impressive cathedrals and is the home of the worlds greatest ever pop group. The people from Liverpool are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they’re going to be found travelling the world. They’ll be extremely sociable, hardworking and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace”
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then blurted out,
“But what about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!”
“Ahh,” replied God wisely, “Wait until you see who I’m putting next to them in Manchester!”
(I've seen it the other way round, but my wife's a scouser, so THIS is obviously the right way...!) [8D]