One for the road!

[TheAsker]

An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar.
They're all staring at a man who is sitting on his own at a table in the
corner.
He's so familiar, but not one of them recognises him, and they are
getting annoyed. They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman
twigs:
"My God, it's Jesus!"
Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over
a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus
accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints
slowly, one after another.
After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches
for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the
Guinness.
When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement:
"My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"
Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he
lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock.
"Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone!
It's a miracle."
Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says,
"Back off, mate, I'm on disability benefit."