AffitaDraix
New Member
Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the
way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy
people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries,and a DIET coke.
Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the
pens to the counters.
Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on
the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have ! call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place.
Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a
skating rink.
NOT TO MENTION...
Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their
tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new
shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree
while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas
decorations were chocolate.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker
pulling accidents.
101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys
pulled out of the soles of their feet.
18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a
lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years
after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of
control Scalextric cars.
and finally.........
In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into
the toilet.
ambulance.
Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the
way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy
people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries,and a DIET coke.
Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the
pens to the counters.
Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on
the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have ! call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place.
Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a
skating rink.
NOT TO MENTION...
Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their
tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new
shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree
while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas
decorations were chocolate.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker
pulling accidents.
101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys
pulled out of the soles of their feet.
18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a
lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years
after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of
control Scalextric cars.
and finally.........
In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into
the toilet.
416-988-2950 
JENNY’S SPA
5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST
ETOBICOKE ONTARIO M9A 1C4
NEW GIRLS EVERYDAY
a very clean spa at 4578 Yonge Street, unit 100
❣
Tuesday,
medium height. good looking, dark hair to shoulder, firm treatment followed by good service menu 
416 222-5554
🏵at 1536 Warden Avenue 
647 346-8086
We have Hot & Sexy Girls Every Day. They all do Extra Services & are Very Open-Minded ~ Drop In Anytime - Walk-Ins Are Always Welcome! Unit 27, 10 East Wilmot Street, Richmond Hill
(155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-8565
~
Call 
Text: (647) 381-2688 
Our girls provide lots of service options & are Extremely Open-Minded 
We're Open 9am - 2am everyday! Drop in to Unit 26, 10 East Wilmot Street, Richmond Hill.
️
A young, vibrant 22 year old petite spinner from Vietnam with a calm and welcoming presence. Her dark, flowing hair complements her soft, warm smile, creating an approachable and friendly atmosphere. She carries herself wi
, Cici 
, Yoyo 
♀
SL West 
9 stunning Girls from China, HK, Japan & Korea — 34D Suki, Cindy, 
Queen Selena, Kelly, Amber, Busty Echo, JPN Yui, RMT Miya & 
Jessica — 
♀
Hit up 647-695-6354
or text to 
Let the fun times roll, baby!
️
SPARKLING SPA
Aletta
️
𝐀 𝐒𝐏𝐀
𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓢𝓟𝓐
𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓢𝓹𝓪
address: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E2
much try
