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A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly she
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>spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen, and walked
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>over to inspect it.
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>As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected
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>little fart escaped her. Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to
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>see if anyone had noticed and hoped a sales person didn't pop up
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>right now. But, as she turned back, there, standing next to her, is a
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>salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her. "Good day,
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>Madame, how may we help you today?"
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>Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
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>nothing had happened, she smiles back and asked, "Sir, what is the
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>price of this lovely vehicle?"
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>Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say
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>that if you farted just by touching it, you are going to **** when you
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>hear the price!"
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>spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen, and walked
>
>over to inspect it.
>
>
>As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected
>
>little fart escaped her. Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to
>
>see if anyone had noticed and hoped a sales person didn't pop up
>
>right now. But, as she turned back, there, standing next to her, is a
>
>salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her. "Good day,
>
>Madame, how may we help you today?"
>
>
>Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
>
>nothing had happened, she smiles back and asked, "Sir, what is the
>
>price of this lovely vehicle?"
>
>
>Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say
>
>that if you farted just by touching it, you are going to **** when you
>
>hear the price!"