3 couples wanted to join a particular church and were told that they had to undergo an initiation to become members. The rite consisted of 30 days of total abstinence of any sexual activity.
The all agreed to undergo the proscribed rite and at the end of the 30 days went back for another interview. The first couple, aged in their 60s, said they had had no problem with abstaining and were admitted into the congregation.
The second couple, aged in their 40s, admitted it was hard but they had fulfilled the obligation. They, too, were admitted.
The third couple was embarrassed to tears and admitted, that as newlyweds, they had not been able to comply. The husband said that all had gone well up until the previous evening. His new wife had bent over in front of him and the urge became to much to bear and he made passionate love to her on the spot.
The Pastor said that they had failed the test and would not be admitted into the fold.
The husband agreed and added that they could never go into that particular grocery store again, either.
The all agreed to undergo the proscribed rite and at the end of the 30 days went back for another interview. The first couple, aged in their 60s, said they had had no problem with abstaining and were admitted into the congregation.
The second couple, aged in their 40s, admitted it was hard but they had fulfilled the obligation. They, too, were admitted.
The third couple was embarrassed to tears and admitted, that as newlyweds, they had not been able to comply. The husband said that all had gone well up until the previous evening. His new wife had bent over in front of him and the urge became to much to bear and he made passionate love to her on the spot.
The Pastor said that they had failed the test and would not be admitted into the fold.
The husband agreed and added that they could never go into that particular grocery store again, either.