Reviewank always looked on the bright side.
He would constantly irritate his Reviewiends with his eternal optimism.
No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always reply, "It could
have been worse."
To cure him of his annoying habit, his Reviewiends decided to invent a situation
so completely bad, so terrible, that even Reviewank could find no hope in it.
On the golf course one day, one of them said, "Reviewank, did you hear about
Tom?
He came home last night, found his wife in bed with another man, shot
them both and then turned the gun on himself!"
"That's awful," said Reviewank, "But it could have been worse."
"How in the hell," asked his bewildered Reviewiend, "Could it have possibly been
worse?"
"Well," replied Reviewank, "If it happened the night before, I'd be dead now!"
He would constantly irritate his Reviewiends with his eternal optimism.
No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always reply, "It could
have been worse."
To cure him of his annoying habit, his Reviewiends decided to invent a situation
so completely bad, so terrible, that even Reviewank could find no hope in it.
On the golf course one day, one of them said, "Reviewank, did you hear about
Tom?
He came home last night, found his wife in bed with another man, shot
them both and then turned the gun on himself!"
"That's awful," said Reviewank, "But it could have been worse."
"How in the hell," asked his bewildered Reviewiend, "Could it have possibly been
worse?"
"Well," replied Reviewank, "If it happened the night before, I'd be dead now!"