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The wife moans to her husband that she would like a bigger bust.
Tell you what he says, get some soft tissue and just give your cleavage a
rub now and again. It's guaranteed to give you a larger bust. She does
this for a couple of months, and then has a go at him saying it's a
complete waste of time. That's strange he said, it worked on your bottom