Ouch

[Pompal 09.]

Right. So I

 

[Littleboots]

How much is the porn package?

 

[ManWell KMA]

LOL
Once again proving that "hobbyists" = "addicts"
The fact that we spend as much as we do on the hobby despite our collective better judgement and then smile and wink knowingly when someone suggests that they are really going to give up the hobby confirms....we're addicts.
So I'm not surprised that you've become addicted to the porn all the time network Fuzzy its just a reflection of our addictive personalities!
All I can say is UNPLUG before it's too late....the Matrix is going to get ya!

 

[doppler]

OK, that's fucking funny. Funny 'cause it's true...

Almost ALL cable boxes allow you to exert parental control - to have to enter to code to watch porn. Just figure that out, or call them and tell them to help you, and they will.

My own advice would be to lie and say that you have kids and you'd like to figure out how to control what they watch (that's all they need to know, and it's a normal need), rather than telling them that you've whacked off so much that you can't even get it up for Cameron.

 

[Little Pooky]

Oil bunny, oil. The stuff they use in MP's.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hahaha You might want to try a medicated oil with an antibiotic so that your open lesions don't become infected. Also wear latex gloves if you are starting to get blisters. How is the juice holding up, are you dry heaving yet (sorta like "suck me dry and call me dusty")? As a fellow bunny I understand. I have gotten so good that I can switch hands and gain a stroke.

I'll bet that you'll be saving money even with the Rogers complete package as compared to all those other guys on here who have posted how much they have spent last year.

 

[Tay C]

Bunny,
In about 3 months you will be so sick of porn then you can go back to your hobby.
SP

 

[Ray G]

in a word : Astroglide..... it eases the way...

watch out for "time shifting" where you can watch the same porn 3 hours later...lol

 

[Liv]

Fuzzy.
You need to find a reason to stop watching the porn and getting back out into the field with all the bunny attendants you are now neglecting. You may be shocked when the Cable bill arrives, and this may give you reason to scale back on the porn.
If not, please think about all those poor attendant bunnies going without carrots and lettuce because you are so selfish(and talented, brushing teeth and stroking must be like dual pistons,great workout)
Nevertheless, just by asking you know the answer. Put down the remote, take some medication and vitamins to help the recovery(No libido enhancers, however) and keep some mental images of your favourite MPAs waiting for the new healthy you.

If not, your loss, Amber and all the other girls will have a little more time for us now.

TFH.