Out of the ordinary.

[Erika (lovesyew)]

Without mentioning any names, what is the kinkiest or most erotic thing that has ever happened to you during an MP session?

 

[amber]

I was treated like an infant during a session, the mpa fed me her breasts like i was supposed to suckle on them like a baby. She kept making cooing noises and even sang a eastern european lullaby while she was finishing me off.
It was kinda weird, almost like having a nanny give you your first sexual encounter and even though i never repeated it certainly stands out as the kinkiest fetishy type session.

 

[ConfusedArmyChick]

to keep it short...

1) Went to a well known MP to have a session with a well known MPA. Things always get hot and heavy with her but on this one day, we were having our fun and then...she starts to go down on me. This had not happened before. So I just went along with the flow. Incredible. Finished and wondered why...asked. Reply was: you make me so hot all the time and I really couldn't resist. Damn. (for the record...no extra charge)

2) Went to a well known MP (another one from the above). Again the same thing as above happened but it was my first time seeing this MPA. I was not attracted at all but she was nice. She then kept on saying she LOVED asian men...and she couldn't resist. Next thing I know, she's putting a johnson on me and off we went. (again, for the record, no extra charge)

3) went to a well known MP...same as first. Realized the girl I had booked was a friend's friend. I was thinking..HOLY SHIT. But...it ended up being one of the hottest sessions I've ever had and I dont' even think she realized who I was. Or maybe she did...who knows.

 

[m1sticka]

Went to a well known MP to see a well known MPA. The MPA pulls me out of my room and shows me Dissey waiting for his session and then goes down on him. She says all the girls love Dissey. She then proceeds to pay him.

 

[cutie]

I went to a well known mp to see a well known mpa and was led to a room where Dissey was waiting on the table. I kept on saying I LOVE Asian men as I went down on him. I didn't realize who he was or maybe I did, who knows.

For the record I did not charge him.

 

[chad]

I went to a well known mp to see a well known mpa, I see Dissey on the table, and next thing you know my johnson is out.

 

[Shelby J]

Went to a well known MP and saw a well known MPA. Invited me over, as she tried to shit on Dissey's face. (For the record she did not charge him)

http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=10395

 

[Vicki]

Dissey sounds very sexy. Can any of you vouch for the impressiveness of his cock?

 

[Crazyspidey]

Went to a well known MPA and started the session. Told me shes really a ladyboy called Dissy, jumped on the table herself and asked for anal action.

No money changed hands.

 

[Gerry C]

Yeah I remember. Funny her fist is so smooth, long and fleshy. She kept calling me "oh dissy" though.

 

[brenda]

Went to a well known MP to have a session with a well known MPA. Things got hot and heavy with her and then...she started to go down on me.....but suddenly she stopped and asked me, "are you dizzy???". "Not yet", I replied, "I ususally only get dizzy after 3 or 4 shots on goal."

"You cannot be Dissey," she said matter of factly,"you're much bigger than him." Needless to say, the finish was incredible. (for the record...no extra charge)

 

[Chotuzzz]

i dont see what everyone's problem is....he answered a question the thread was asking about...what he experienced is not that uncommon....there are girls who do this on a regular basis with lots of clients....it's not that big a deal, getting offered FS or BJ at a mp....i'm sure everyone has been offered these services at least once if they've been participating in the hobby awhile

 

[KB929]

Wow. So many witty responses. I'm impressed that my response to this question has generated so many responses. lol

To all of you that are in disbelief. Whatever. I could care less. As Asn said...I responded and shit like this does happen.

Do I have an impressive cock? No. On the contrary. Pretty average. lol. I think I just get this stuff because I treat the MPA's with respect. I also give a fabulous massage and have been told I should teach some of you guys how to tease a girl properly. I used to think this was just the MPA feeding me bs to get repeat business but after doing this hobby for 3 years, I've had a lot of compliments given to me in this regard. What can I say? lol. I'm surprised myself. This last comment will inevitably generate some more interesting responses.

and to those of you that have asked for info. SOrry man. I can't. The services some of these ladies have given me are WAY out of legal territory and I'm sure they would not be appreciative of me giving this info out.

Let's hear some more stories.

 

[ASAD]

Dissey's been Busy eh...

I'm gettin dissey just thinking about how busy dissey's been...

 

[jase25064342]

You sound like the Asian Don Johnson, so I'd appreciate it if you could help out with my bodysliding game.

For the respect part I usually tell Vanessa, Zoe, and whoever else I see on a regular basis that their boobs make their dress look awesome. This shows that I respect them as a woman, right?

For the teasing part I usually blow in their ears and then whisper that it would be in their best interests to adopt me. Is this cool?


Any help would be greatly appreciated. Next to Sheik I think you might be the most successful bodyslider in the GTA. That my friend is no small feat.

 

[Animal Craze]

Sure things went well into EE PSE territory a few times.

But probably the scariest session was with a MPA who whipped out a dildo. Let's just say there was no way in heck I was taking that thing in me it was huge!

I've heard stories of guys who ask for golden showers. Never partook.

 

[Raptor Jesus]

Guys ask you for golden showers?

 

[Zhuge Liang]

LOL. I heard stories of guys asking MPAs for GSs. Can't see anyone wanting a GS from me.

 

[idk]

my kinkiest was with an mpa who was very loud when she came....to stop her self she started dfking me and when that didnt work started to bite my lips and told me to pull her hair....she got even louder when i did that...and when it was my turn to cum she aimed it at a spot right above her clit and then she would watch it drip down...she was really into kinky stuff...i should see her again

 

[highshoes]

no really interesting, but we were nearing the end of the 1/2 hour and the happy ending was coming up, and there was a knock on the door
turns out one of the lady's regulars wanted to see her, so another MPA came in and basically started at the beginning
so I got a total of 1 hour

another sort of weird experience, a caucasian MPA in east beaver creek kept saying how she needed to go to the bathroom, kept leaving to check if the toilet was free every 3 minutes
finally it was free, and she came back and applied the safety device and, uh, mounted me

I get the impression that she was extremely confused and/or high and thought that I had asked and paid for illegal services

finished up and left as is