Ozgaijin's Jgal laws

[Amanda Y]

10. Luis Veiton handbag and prada or other hugely expensive clothes or a BMW driving gal are a sure sign of the dreaded Ojyousama (spoiled princess).
Never waste any time talking to an Ojyousama if you are over 30, unfortunately they are all too easy to talk to because THEY WANT to go out with you to practice their English, most Ojyousamas speak English. Young french and italian speakers however (sorry tripex youre too old mate) have a good chance sincemost Ojyousamas want to learn french and/or italian so they can go shopping.

11. Getting a chick for free much younger than you is almost as difficult in Japan as in the west.The 18-30 Jgirl is the hardest working individual on planet earth. Her pay is extremely low, a 20 y/o waitress in Tokyo earns less than 10 Aussie dollars an hour, in a city as expensive as Tokyo. Subtle offers of money are the way for a man past his early 30s to get a young Jgal.
Offer 20 000 yen all night or 10 000 yen for a shorter time, say 2 or 3 hours at a love hotel.

12. If you get a Jgal you want to keep for a long time or permamently under no circumstances tell her parents, especially if you are a middle aged relatively poor English teacher. This isnt as difficult as it sounds, most Jgals in their 20s to 40s have come to Tokyo from other parts of Japan to get an entry level job, so their family still lives in Kyushu or Gunma or Hokkaido, travel within japan is ludicrously expensive and young jgals get few days off work. Most go home to see their family only twice a year. If her parents live in central Tokyo they MAY be less likely to object to an international relationship than would the provincials or outer suburbanites since Gaijin are far more common in central Tokyo than anywhere else in Japan.