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C*ntry and Western

Think of something bad.
Then with guitar and bad verse
Make it even worse

You may guess that I do not like country and western stuff.



Old Git's Lament.

My Mendip Hills are lonely now.
No more boy-voices in the mist
Coming home on bikes to tea.
Friends,
Names,
All lost in times missed.
My Mendip Hills are lonely now
And I am old
And maudlin pissed


The only thing wrong with the Cotswolds is they are not the Mendips.

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