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Ack. Tuff crowd. Ok. Subject change.

This guy invents this new kind of bird food and takes it to the patent office to get a patent. The patent officer takes one look at it and tells the man that he can't have his birdfood patented.

"Why not?" the man asks, "its 100% grade A bird food".

"That's the problem," replied the patent officer. "It's impeccable."
 
Sorry. What do you call a phony macaroni?.... impasta. OK sorry again.
 
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