*PAUL/IT* Where's Amber?

[WCCanuck]

Does anyone know why Amber is NOT on the schedule this week? Is she just off for the week? On vacation? Quit? Got fired (highly doubt it)?

Paul must know the reason!

Paul, when something this big happens (as Amber not being on the schedule) you gotta post it and why she isn't on the schedule so we won't be worried that she quit or got fired or something along the lines of that.

 

[DavoJo]

Actually Paul - I had one of the last appointments with Amber before she left. I've known Amber for a matter of years now. I don't think that she is coming back. She is actually looking at either leaving the biz, or moving to another spa with Paige. Just an FYI. You might want to prepare to replace both ladies in the near future. But nothing is set in stone.

 

[Blinkie]

But Paul, I thought that I was your best friend...

 

[Edward]

But always an exception for you, Paulie

 

[Uncle]

Dreamboi's my friend. I pledge to help him the best I can if Amber retires.

 

[whizzbitz]

Hmmmm,

I think something is not right!

She would have told me if she was going to take a vacation
unless it was unplanned!

Guess its time to start looking for a replacement which will be hard as no one can compare to her!

Any recommendations?

 

[airjbasketball]

Yes, you're right Paul.

In my case, it would have been a case of professional courtesy
to let me know - thats the kind of person she is!

 

[Samandbump]

Paul, for some of us fuckers, obsessions run deep and cloud judgment.

I want to see Amber retire as well. Not for our sake guys, that's obvious, but for hers. She's beautiful, smart and down to earth. She has what it takes to reach all her goals, and she knows that she can achieve them when and if she leaves the business. I just want to be there when she does. I also know that she's way smart enough to follow what Paul advices, so you know she is and will always be independant, at least, financially. As Paul was saying there's no reason why an MPA should have to depend on a guy for money, or anything for that matter, especially if he's (Paul) there to offer her sound advice. So when Amber retires, you know it's her choice, and I'll personnally be the first one to wish her all the best. So on that note, I am dead serious too Ref. I'll also smile and be happy for her!!!

Well at least I will always have Rusty's bum for comfort.

 

[the_unluckiest]

Paul you are so naive. These women love us. They tell us everything. When they are not with us they sit at home dreaming of how it will be when we get the divorce. That's how we know a months vacation is ridiculous. They couldn't stand to be away from us that long. They must be moving to a spa closer to us.
Try to get a grip on reality Paul.
Taz

 

[Jonas S]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAY IT AIN'T SO.....

ok....deep breath now....is this just a bad joke?

Paul....please advise....is she coming back?

 

[Marilyn]

Only two hours and already two pages. But no response from dreamboi - someone quick - call the EMTs and send them to check on dreamboi. Get them over to Fuzzy Thumper's house as well. Let me state:

THIS WAS A TEST. I REPEAT, A TEST! Had this been a real Amber Alert indicating that either Paige or Amber or any of the other HFH/IT lovelies were retiring, you would then be provided with a link to another comparable hottie and a coupon for a free back rub.

Sorry - got tired of licking my own nuts - thought I'd have a little fun. Breathe everybody, breathe.

(Imagine what would have happened had I got to this thread before Paul did!?!)

 

[Jingjing]

so is this page a call for AMBER ALERT...lol...if she does retire or move on, then paul will have to hire the closest thing to amber, thats dreamboi...im sure he knows her every move...so a wig and some voice classes for moaning purposes is all he needs...see what happens....

 

[Whizzy]

I'm very close to the edge....heheheheh

Paige wouldn't be in Cancun, would she? I will be there next week....if I saw her there.....now that would be the "Real Cancun"!!!

 

[Thong Man]

Somehow I think this is all just a great big conspiracy by Paul.

I think he didn't want to pony up and spend all that money on red carpets, bouncers and those velvet rope lines to keep the hundreds of guys under control that were going to show up on Valentine's Day with red roses, chocolates and diamond engagement rings for Amber (Thank God I kept the reciepts).

 

[Jiraiya]

Maddog: That was the stupidest fucking joke ever! Never ever fucking pull a joke like that saying that is either leaving the business (worse case scenario) or changing spas (2nd worse case scenario)!

Another reason why I doubt that Amber retired or changed spas is because I saw her last week and she said that it better not take me as long as before to come back and see her again which obviously means that she's staying in the business and staying at IT or else she would have mentioned a new spa in which I could see her at.

I'm taking Paul's word for it, that Amber is coming back by the beginning of March! If she's not back by March 7th, who's with in in hunting down Paul? LOL! J/K!

But honestly, if Amber did retire from this business, I think I would retire from this hobby at a very young age! 20! LOL! I've only seen a few MPAs before Amber but since I started seeing her last summer, thats the only MPA that I have spent my money on since!

AMBER #1!

 

[Megan M]

Ha ha. Funny like gonorrhea.

*ears flat, stares at Maddog*

Now who's going to clean up the pellets under my desk, hmmm?

BAD... F#CKING... DOGGIE.



(...but thanks for "coming clean", mate... I coulda wound up listening to Air Supply all night, rocking back and forth in a "fetal" position....)

 

[Jamie in hiding]

Amber can't leave.......she just can't! I never thought of that reality........

 

[Nibbles]

Hey guys, there are other MPA's out there that are just as good.

 

[ben lam]

dreamboi, relax, take a pill(s) ... wait till March 2004.

 

[Dr House.]

Will be interesting to see how this turns out. My money is on Paul.