Apologies to Paula for a VERY belated review....
Intrigue
I saw Paula's Ladies... this one is for you! thread http://eforum.xxx.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=73312 and thought it was a brilliant idea. Conveniently enough I had a Spa & Lunch day with a girlfriend planned and even more conveniently it was going o be in North Van. I love it when the stars align!
Flirtation
I sent her a PM to get the ball rolling (I hate cold calling) and we set up a time. I *think* it was for 4pm or so, after a manicure/pedicure/facial and a a sushi lunch. MMMMM heaven!
I assumed she was British given the Union Jack and I have to say, when I did call her, I was impressed with how incredibly delightful and sexy her accent is. I have a friend from the UK and I can't understand a bloody word he says half the time... Paula's accent is beyond lovely.
Date
Her incall location is very easy to find, even for the directionally challenged. I pulled up a few minutes early and called her, she told me to come on up..so I did [Ok I have to give you frequent reviewers credit here... it's much harder than I thought to write a review].
Knock, door opens and behold: Paula! Beautiful face (pictures simply do NOT do her justice), and very tall (5'11 if I recall). She has beautiful, startling blue eyes and long, shiny dark hair. I have to say I'm torn on the BBW label, personally I don't think the label fits. She's tall and voluptuous but very well proportioned, so if she considers her self to be a BBW, she is definitely on the smaller side.
I must say, while the building itself is rather generic and nondescript, she has done a great job for decorating it so that it's both inviting, relaxing and heavenly smelling. I'm a girl, I notice these things.
Formalities
We chatted for bit and both admitted it was a first for both of us so we were both a little nervous. Paula is outgoing and has easy, playful way about her so the conversation flowed like we were old friends catching up. I've never been terribly comfortable with the financial transactions so I did the whole "put the white envelope on the table discreetly, but obviously so everyone knows it's there." I think I blushed and got a little flustered at that point.
Foreplay
She offered to let me use the facilities. I was all nice and clean but of course, being in the biz myself, totally "get" the fact the it's easier for everyone to relax when everyone knows that everyone is clean... everywhere. Why some people don't get that.... I'll never know.
Quick shower, HUGE fresh & fluffy towel. Nice touch. Wander out to find Ms P has changed into a pretty little dress.
I had brought her a wee present that I picked up... if you are going to be doing the "Rub & Rub" thing you can't go wrong having one of these on hand
She seemed delighted and gave me a thank you hug (don't know if that's "on the menu" might be a YMMV thing ). BTW... great breasts... right in my face...sometimes it doesn't suck being short!
On to the massage. I have to say... wow! I was really impressed. It was a great Swedish massage. Very relaxing, deep tissue, many techniques that flowed smoothly together. I had expected that I might drift off to sleep, but we were actually quite caught up in a great conversation and the time passed quite quickly.
Fireworks
I noticed that her touch was gradually softening, becoming more of a sensuous fluttering feeling. One of the great advantages of "working" with women is that you know how they like to be touched. Paula clearly knows how to touch, caress and excite all of those delicate nerve endings. Soon I found myself transitioning from signing, to squirming to undulating to writhing.... heaven I tell you! I would never have known that she was either nervous or that this was her first R&R session.
Then came the flip. I melted into the table while she continued to lightly stroke my body... inner thighs, stomach, breasts and back down to the inner thighs again. She inquired if the massager was a hint and would I prefer that over hands. Given her skill with her fingers I thought she would do just fine on her own so I told her I'd pass on the vibe.
Thighs parted, fingers gently sliding between wet lips. God this was fantastic. I was like putty in her hands (rather moist putty, but putty none the less). She took her time, paid attention to ever shift & shiver and while I was blissfully unaware of the time (it only took a few minutes I learned afterwards), I was soon in the throws of an utterly relaxing but deep and powerful orgasm that seemed to go on for a surprisingly long time.
HOLYFUCKWOMANYOUAREAMAZING!
Afterglow
Panting, face up on the table & flushed I was completely, utterly relaxed and felt rather like a bowl of Jello sitting on a picnic table in July (a real July, not a Vancouver July). Translation: A hot, moist, semi-solid state prone to jiggling with the slightest movement. HEAVEN!
She let me catch my breath and I know we talked a bit but I can't quite recall what we talked about. At some point I drifted into the bathroom and had a clean-up shower, complete with a 2nd fresh & fluffy towel.
Clothes-on-chit-chat-left-tip-said-goodbye-and-I-will-be-back-floated-out-the-door-to the-car.
Verdict
Repeat? Already been back (again, apologies for the very late review)!
Contact & Rates
http://paulasmassage.wetpaint.com/?t=anon
Bring extra $ because you will WANT to leave a tip... not that she expects it. This is a woman who charges less than she should.
Intrigue
I saw Paula's Ladies... this one is for you! thread http://eforum.xxx.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=73312 and thought it was a brilliant idea. Conveniently enough I had a Spa & Lunch day with a girlfriend planned and even more conveniently it was going o be in North Van. I love it when the stars align!
Flirtation
I sent her a PM to get the ball rolling (I hate cold calling) and we set up a time. I *think* it was for 4pm or so, after a manicure/pedicure/facial and a a sushi lunch. MMMMM heaven!
I assumed she was British given the Union Jack and I have to say, when I did call her, I was impressed with how incredibly delightful and sexy her accent is. I have a friend from the UK and I can't understand a bloody word he says half the time... Paula's accent is beyond lovely.
Date
Her incall location is very easy to find, even for the directionally challenged. I pulled up a few minutes early and called her, she told me to come on up..so I did [Ok I have to give you frequent reviewers credit here... it's much harder than I thought to write a review].
Knock, door opens and behold: Paula! Beautiful face (pictures simply do NOT do her justice), and very tall (5'11 if I recall). She has beautiful, startling blue eyes and long, shiny dark hair. I have to say I'm torn on the BBW label, personally I don't think the label fits. She's tall and voluptuous but very well proportioned, so if she considers her self to be a BBW, she is definitely on the smaller side.
I must say, while the building itself is rather generic and nondescript, she has done a great job for decorating it so that it's both inviting, relaxing and heavenly smelling. I'm a girl, I notice these things.
Formalities
We chatted for bit and both admitted it was a first for both of us so we were both a little nervous. Paula is outgoing and has easy, playful way about her so the conversation flowed like we were old friends catching up. I've never been terribly comfortable with the financial transactions so I did the whole "put the white envelope on the table discreetly, but obviously so everyone knows it's there." I think I blushed and got a little flustered at that point.
Foreplay
She offered to let me use the facilities. I was all nice and clean but of course, being in the biz myself, totally "get" the fact the it's easier for everyone to relax when everyone knows that everyone is clean... everywhere. Why some people don't get that.... I'll never know.
Quick shower, HUGE fresh & fluffy towel. Nice touch. Wander out to find Ms P has changed into a pretty little dress.
I had brought her a wee present that I picked up... if you are going to be doing the "Rub & Rub" thing you can't go wrong having one of these on hand
She seemed delighted and gave me a thank you hug (don't know if that's "on the menu" might be a YMMV thing ). BTW... great breasts... right in my face...sometimes it doesn't suck being short!
On to the massage. I have to say... wow! I was really impressed. It was a great Swedish massage. Very relaxing, deep tissue, many techniques that flowed smoothly together. I had expected that I might drift off to sleep, but we were actually quite caught up in a great conversation and the time passed quite quickly.
Fireworks
I noticed that her touch was gradually softening, becoming more of a sensuous fluttering feeling. One of the great advantages of "working" with women is that you know how they like to be touched. Paula clearly knows how to touch, caress and excite all of those delicate nerve endings. Soon I found myself transitioning from signing, to squirming to undulating to writhing.... heaven I tell you! I would never have known that she was either nervous or that this was her first R&R session.
Then came the flip. I melted into the table while she continued to lightly stroke my body... inner thighs, stomach, breasts and back down to the inner thighs again. She inquired if the massager was a hint and would I prefer that over hands. Given her skill with her fingers I thought she would do just fine on her own so I told her I'd pass on the vibe.
Thighs parted, fingers gently sliding between wet lips. God this was fantastic. I was like putty in her hands (rather moist putty, but putty none the less). She took her time, paid attention to ever shift & shiver and while I was blissfully unaware of the time (it only took a few minutes I learned afterwards), I was soon in the throws of an utterly relaxing but deep and powerful orgasm that seemed to go on for a surprisingly long time.
HOLYFUCKWOMANYOUAREAMAZING!
Afterglow
Panting, face up on the table & flushed I was completely, utterly relaxed and felt rather like a bowl of Jello sitting on a picnic table in July (a real July, not a Vancouver July). Translation: A hot, moist, semi-solid state prone to jiggling with the slightest movement. HEAVEN!
She let me catch my breath and I know we talked a bit but I can't quite recall what we talked about. At some point I drifted into the bathroom and had a clean-up shower, complete with a 2nd fresh & fluffy towel.
Clothes-on-chit-chat-left-tip-said-goodbye-and-I-will-be-back-floated-out-the-door-to the-car.
Verdict
Repeat? Already been back (again, apologies for the very late review)!
Contact & Rates
http://paulasmassage.wetpaint.com/?t=anon
Bring extra $ because you will WANT to leave a tip... not that she expects it. This is a woman who charges less than she should.