Pay back time

[marinefiance]

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While
they're
sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about
this
really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more
excited
she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.
After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The
bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- A
saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The
boyfriend
looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you
put a
bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys
and
hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So,
the
boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts
the
salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys -
smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK. Finally
he picks up the lime juice and drinks it .... In one second the
sharp
lime taste hits... .... At two seconds the Baileys curdles .... At
three
seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag
reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his
girlfriend, he
swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he
turns to
his girlfriend, and says, "Jesus, what do you call that drink?" She
smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge"