Payin my dues with some legit reviews (that rhymes).....

[klutzie]

Monsieur man and Stealthy have shown me that what this board needs is more in depth reviews. Instead of reviewing girls that have been reviewed before, i'll be reviewing some guys that dont get enough mention on massageplanet.net.


La Mateo @ Boy Toys Spa

Looks 9.2/10
Body 9.13481/10
Pics accurate
Attitude 8.76/10
Mileage 9.73/10
Technique 8.8/10
Repeat - no

La Mateo is one MPA who is just oozing with confidence.He actually refers to himeself in the third person. La Mateo is a gorgeous dark haired spaniard who provides tremendous oral, dfk, rusty trombones and golden grahams.The only downside is he wont allow hot beef injections. Would be a repeat if he didn't keep calling refering to himself in the third person.

Nathan @ Scarborough House of Stud

Looks 8.9/10
Body 4.3/10
Pics not accurate
Attitude 10/10
Mileage 8.7543/10
Technique 6.23/10
Repeat - yes

Nathan is a beautiful black man with a not so beautiful body. I guess we'd call him a BBM. Nathan's obesity is his only drawback, as all facets of Nathan's session are stellar. Nathan offers everything except for rusty trombones and hot beef injections. What really seperates Nathan from La Mateo is the fact that Nathan isn't arrogant and he likes to just lay and cuddle with you long after the session is over.Nathan is without a doubt a GFE.

Zachary @ Golden Rod's Spa

Looks 10/10
Body 10/10
Pics accurate
Attitude 2.3421/10
Mileage 3.56/10
Technique 1.43234/10
Repeat - Hell No!!!!!

Zachary is a drop dead gorgeous blond who bears a striking resemblance to male fitness model Mike O'hearn (yum). Unfortunately this is all that Zachary has to offer. He kept telling me how lucky I am to be able to get a session with such an adonis, how he only dates older men who have boats and at least 1 millinion dollars in the bank,etc. Zachary wouldn't even let me touch his face, cause he thought my hands might cause him to develop acne. Zachary only provided a standard hand realease,which wasn't even performed well.He handled my cock as if it were a door knob, and twisted rather than gently stroke. If only this Zachary had the same charm and sense of humor as his name sake the great Zack Morris.

Hope this helps out some of the bi sexual massageplanet.net members.

 

[Snizz -o- cranky]

This is what happens when you dont get laid enough.

 

[Hannah]

Muffy,

La Mateo wanted me to tell you that the owners of Boy Toys dont appreciate when you wait for Jade (yes,he's a guy) all day in the waiting room,even though he called in and said he wont be able to make his shift. He told me about how you would get there at the start of the shift and wait till the end of the shift, in hopes that Jade would show up for your session. In the future, if you book a session with Jade and he doesn't show, just suck it up and leave,dont wait there the whole day and creep out the owner.

 

[katie s]

Rustoleum

Its a dirty lie. I only do that for Cameron.

 

[Pam R]

Muffy,

Its ok to come of the closet,you'll feel a lot better. You'd be surprised how many MPA's are turned on by bi sexual males. If you dont believe me, just ask Ref or Pistol Pete.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I applaud your reviews sir

fantastic and I like your comparisons btwn La Maeto and Nathan

by any chance, do they provide msog?

 

[_Justified_]

Wrong hole,

Both allow msog.

 

[Sludge]

TOO MANY PICTURES IN MY HEAD..... ARGH!!

 

[Polgeria]

...does anyone know if La Mateo @ Boy Toys Spa is still working?

 

[Dogma]

Owner says he's on vacation, but I sense that there are bigger issues at hand (no pun intended )
It seems he has missed a few shifts lately.
All good things must come to an end.

 

[gwhizcat]

That's a shame.....maybe he got exhausted from providing such dedicated service for the all the massageplanet.netites out there, that poor Mateo just needed a break

 

[Punk Rock]

Hey Wrong Hole,
What possessed you to unearth this old Rusty thread? Funny thing is, this morning as I read a post from DaBig Aristotle I couldn't help thinking it was Rusty re-born.

 

[CannedUs]

DaBig smooth sailing Aristotle from Samoa,

funny, but, I've thought there was a certain rustic quality to some of your posts as well.

Unfortunately, it seems our dear brethren Rustic has moved on to greener pastures : (

 

[Green Eyes]

I heard that rusty was elected in the last provincial elections and is keeping a low profile