Pearly Gates

[Hol&Azz]

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for
> >Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a
> >beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all
> >the other people she had loved and who had died before her.
> >>
> >> They saw her and began calling greetings to her "Hello - How are you!
> >We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."
> >>
> >> When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a
> >wonderful place! How do I get in?"
> >>
> >> "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.
> >>
> >> "Which word?" the woman asked.
> >>
> >> "Love."
> >>
> >> The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into
> >Heaven.
> >>
> >> About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to
> >watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was
> >guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
> >>
> >> "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"
> >>
> >> "Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told
> >her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while
> >you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little
> >house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And, my wife and I
> >traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went
> >water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a
> >bummer! How do I get in?"
> >>
> >> "You have to spell a word," the woman told him.
> >>
> >> "Which word?" her husband asked.
> >>
> >> "Czechoslovakia."
> >>
> >> Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry ...
> >> there'll be Hell to pay later.