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a penguin brings his car to a local garage that does repairs, the tech said it would be a while before his car is ready, so the penguin walks across the street to an ice cream shop. he orders his favorite, vanilla with sprinkles.

because hes a penguin he lacks the hands needed to feed himself ice cream properly, so he sticks his face in the bowl and eats it anyways.

right afterwards he goes back to the repair shop to check on his car. and the tech says:

"you've blown a seal."

and the penguin says:

"no, its just ice cream."
 
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