[ol][*]A person should feel as good at 50 as he did at 17 and he would actually be as smart at 50 as he thought he was at 17.[*]You could give away a baby bed without getting pregnant.[*]Forget-me-nots would stimulate the memory.[*]Doing what was good for you would be what you enjoyed doing the most.[*]Pro baseball players would complain about teachers being paid contracts worth millions of dollars.[*]People always have good reasons to be optimistic.[*]You would never fumble, but if you did, you would recover the ball yourself[*]The mail would always be early, the check would always be in the mail, and it would be written for more than you expected.[*]Potato chips might have calories, but if you ate them with a dip, the calories would be neutralized.[*]If the guy from the government said to you, "I'm here to help," not only would he mean it, but also he'd do it.[*]First impressions wouldn't count for nearly as much as ultimate performance. Winning might be a nice thing, but that would be about all.[*]All people could expect to be accepted.[*]Every once in a while at least, a kid who always closed the door softly would be told, "Go back and slam the door."[*]Highway patrolmen would never be around when you're running late, but would always be at your side when a BMW blows past or a Mac truck won't get off your bumper.[*]The better food tasted, the less calories it would have.[*]Warranties would be for 13 months and products would fail at 12.[*]More would be accomplished by governments when they spent more. [/ol]
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