JosephWard
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- Apr 10, 2010
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01.Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
02. In a hoseforum.xxxe situation you are likely to be released first
03. Noone expects you to run--anywhere.
04. People call at 7 PM and ask, “did I wake you?"
05.People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
07.Things you buy now won't wear out.
08. You can eat supper at 4 PM.
09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. Youno longer think of speed limits as achallenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13.You sing along with elevator music.
14. Youreyes won't get much worse.
15.Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Yourjoints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weatherservice.
17. Your secrets are smpe with your Reviewiends because they can't remember themeither.
18. Yoursupply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
19.You can't remember who sent you this list.
20. And you noticethese are all in Big Print for your convenience.
02. In a hoseforum.xxxe situation you are likely to be released first
03. Noone expects you to run--anywhere.
04. People call at 7 PM and ask, “did I wake you?"
05.People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
07.Things you buy now won't wear out.
08. You can eat supper at 4 PM.
09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. Youno longer think of speed limits as achallenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13.You sing along with elevator music.
14. Youreyes won't get much worse.
15.Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Yourjoints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weatherservice.
17. Your secrets are smpe with your Reviewiends because they can't remember themeither.
18. Yoursupply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
19.You can't remember who sent you this list.
20. And you noticethese are all in Big Print for your convenience.