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: very funny joke mate but the jews arnt known for being that stupid lol.
heres a joke i heard from this old guy, not quit remember it, but this is how it goes.
there are some usa men, russian men, some jews and some chinese ppl talking to each other over the NASA radio.
the usa men say that there going to be the first to land on mars.
the russian men say there going to be the first to land on venus.
the chinese men say that there going to be the first ones to land on jupitor.
the jews say that there going to be the first ones to land on the sun.
everyone exept the jews laugh.
then one of the usa man ask "How are you going to land on the sun? you'll be burned alive".
then everyone starts laughing again exept the jews.
finally one of the jews point out to say "no we wont, we will land at night time"
there are some usa men, russian men, some jews and some chinese ppl talking to each other over the NASA radio.
the usa men say that there going to be the first to land on mars.
the russian men say there going to be the first to land on venus.
the chinese men say that there going to be the first ones to land on jupitor.
the jews say that there going to be the first ones to land on the sun.
everyone exept the jews laugh.
then one of the usa man ask "How are you going to land on the sun? you'll be burned alive".
then everyone starts laughing again exept the jews.
finally one of the jews point out to say "no we wont, we will land at night time"
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