PMS & Chocolate

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PMS & HORMONES
>>13 Things PMS Stands For:
>>1. Pass My Shotgun
>>2. Psychotic Mood Shift
>>3. Perpetual Munching Spree
>>4. Puffy Mid-Section
>>5. People Make me Sick
>>6. Provide Me with Sweets
>>7. Pardon My Sobbing
>>8. Pimples May Surface
>>9. Pass My Sweatpants
>>10. Pi$$y Mood Syndrome
>>11. Plainly; Men Suck
>>12. Pack My Stuff
>>And my favorite one...
>>13. Potential Murder Suspect
>>
>>THE HORMONE WARNING:
>>The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all
>>a man
>>has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!
>>This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's
>>licence in the
>>wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
>>DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
>>SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
>>SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
>>ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
>>DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
>>SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
>>SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
>>ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
>>DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
>>SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
>>SAFEST: Here's my pay cheque
>>ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
>>DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
>>SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
>>SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
>>ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
>>DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
>>SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
>>SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
>>ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.
>>Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might
>>need a good
>>laugh, or ?. ?..men who need a warning.
>>And remember:
>>Money talks....but Chocolate sings