points to ponder

[Anarchist]

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I intend to live forever; so far, so good.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.


tigress

 

[pace]

Oh I love this. I have just forwarded it to my friends. I roared with laughter about the problem with the gene pool!!!

Thanks for sharing this.

With love
Jacquie[sm=love-smiley-009.gif]

 

[Nannie]

That made me laugh so hard I almost cried!

It's brilliant, have to send it to everyone now.

Catherine x X x