Points To Ponder

[Alex M]

• Why do your feet smell and your nose runs?
• Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic...shouldn't they already know you're coming?
• Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice?
• Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
• Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
• Why don't they just use fattest man in the world for a hockey goalie?
• Why don’t you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
• Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
• Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
• Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
• Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman’s chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
• Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
• How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
• If a pig is sold to the pawn shop, is it considered a ham-hock?
• If a turtle lost his shell, is he homeless or naked?
• If athletes get athlete’s foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
• If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
• If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
• If I save time, when do I get it back?
• If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
• If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?
• If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do?
• A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?
• Are there any unguided missiles?
• Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?
• How can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
• Do fat people go skinny-dipping or do they call it fat-dipping?
• Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
• Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
• Do blind dogs have seeing-eye humans?
• Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
• Do hummingbirds hum because they don’t know the words?
• Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?
• Does that screwdriver really belong to Phillip?
• How can you tell when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
• How come wrong numbers are never busy?
• How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?