Politically correct yule song lyrics!

[aseotonsdil]

On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically-imposed midwinter festival, my
potential-acquaintance-abuse-survivor gave to me:

Twelve males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming;

Eleven pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of
members in good standing of the Musicians Union, as called for in their union contract, even though they will not be asked to play a note...);

Ten melanin-deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal
ruling-class system leaping;

Nine persons of female gender engaged in rhythmic self-expression;

Eight economically disadvantaged but still virginal members of the
servile underclass stealing milk products from enslaved bovines;

Seven endangered swans swimming on EU protected wetlands - soon to be concreted over by Winchester City Council anyway;

Six enslaved fowls producing stolen nonhuman animal products;

Five golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic
incarceration;

(Note: After a member of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to
throw red paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have been reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further animal enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.)

Four hours of recorded whale songs;

Three deconstructionist poets;

Two Greenpeace calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses;

And a spotted-owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.

 

[Danica Marie]

This is hilarious MC, thank you

love

Gillyxxxxxxxxxxxxx