luvdafurburger
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Being a loyal porn follower for years I hate to say it but porn used to be better. Sure the camerawork and angles have improved but what a slip imo. Used to be a dozen girls, a few guys like John Leslie and the Hedgehog banging one on one or maybe a threesome. The guy would have some normal positions, and blast away...usually with her finishing off. And sometimes they had tongue and cheek plots and were amusing. Devil in Miss Jones, Debbie does Dallas. Remember Mr Hardwick the Candleshop owner?
Skip a few years and it becomes stag camera POV with guys like Eric Everhard fucking faster than a Beagle and lasting longer than glaciers move. And Jules Jordan stuff which was...well. Then it ends whacking off on her face. OK...but I'm not really into watching guys whack. Would prefer she finishes him and the face thing is fine.
Now it seems pointless and has just gone fucking gross not only in what they do, also what their "plot" is. I watched a Netflix and the ex porn chick is like the plot is" yeah it's always the same bullshit".
Case in point: typical scenario-
Stepdad is home alone whacking off. Stepdaughter comes home, starts showering, Stepdad starts facing peeking on her and we see a giant dick filling half the screen whacking with the girl in the background eventually noticing and is horrified. But two seconds later she is petting kitty because she's horny.
"Oh nooo! What if Mom comes home?!" But she starts with a BJ.
4 min later enter Mom: "wtf!!!!! What are you guys doing!?!?"
8 seconds later Mom goes to her knees and sucks cock...with her fucking daughter probably eating her out.
Sorry but to me that's just fucked up.
Other scenarios include the chick has 3 cocks in her ass simultaneously and a lineup of...what's the latest record?
Or maybe the "hatefuck" thing where the chick's throat is being assaulted so that people can see the guys 12" dick ramming her throat until she she pukes repeatedly on his dick and it's in a fucking dog bowl which she fucking eats. Jeezus.
Or maybe the chick who would scare most army sergeants (and resemble them) with her brush cut and tattoos on every inch of her acting like a dom while the guy watches her (his wife) get sodomized by 3 dudes and then eat the fucking creampie. Again...wtf! Have to laugh though: 1 porn actor has the funding alphabet tattooed on his leg. Not sure it he thought about the fact he mostly will see them backwards in a mirror. Or the chick that probably has a passage from Mark Twain covering her ribcage.
Imagine the odors on these movie sets.
Of course nowadays they edit out the moneyshot too. Although annoyingly pixelated, at least the Japanese stuff can be funny because they have crazy imaginations. (I suggest you turn down the volume). I saw one where the girls were on this super slow carousel and guys would stay in location as the girls asses stuck out the wall and would get fucked as they passed by. The Japanese stuff haha. One I saw was clearly a working dairy farm and the chick was tied up like a cow with a cowbell in a stall while the Farmer went to town. Hilarious.
I can't believe I am longing for the "golden years" of guys whacking off on the girl's faces. What's next?! Spanking dogs while the girls blow the dog?! I shudder to think.
Are guys really into this shit?!
Two cents and rant over.
Skip a few years and it becomes stag camera POV with guys like Eric Everhard fucking faster than a Beagle and lasting longer than glaciers move. And Jules Jordan stuff which was...well. Then it ends whacking off on her face. OK...but I'm not really into watching guys whack. Would prefer she finishes him and the face thing is fine.
Now it seems pointless and has just gone fucking gross not only in what they do, also what their "plot" is. I watched a Netflix and the ex porn chick is like the plot is" yeah it's always the same bullshit".
Case in point: typical scenario-
Stepdad is home alone whacking off. Stepdaughter comes home, starts showering, Stepdad starts facing peeking on her and we see a giant dick filling half the screen whacking with the girl in the background eventually noticing and is horrified. But two seconds later she is petting kitty because she's horny.
"Oh nooo! What if Mom comes home?!" But she starts with a BJ.
4 min later enter Mom: "wtf!!!!! What are you guys doing!?!?"
8 seconds later Mom goes to her knees and sucks cock...with her fucking daughter probably eating her out.
Sorry but to me that's just fucked up.
Other scenarios include the chick has 3 cocks in her ass simultaneously and a lineup of...what's the latest record?
Or maybe the "hatefuck" thing where the chick's throat is being assaulted so that people can see the guys 12" dick ramming her throat until she she pukes repeatedly on his dick and it's in a fucking dog bowl which she fucking eats. Jeezus.
Or maybe the chick who would scare most army sergeants (and resemble them) with her brush cut and tattoos on every inch of her acting like a dom while the guy watches her (his wife) get sodomized by 3 dudes and then eat the fucking creampie. Again...wtf! Have to laugh though: 1 porn actor has the funding alphabet tattooed on his leg. Not sure it he thought about the fact he mostly will see them backwards in a mirror. Or the chick that probably has a passage from Mark Twain covering her ribcage.
Imagine the odors on these movie sets.
Of course nowadays they edit out the moneyshot too. Although annoyingly pixelated, at least the Japanese stuff can be funny because they have crazy imaginations. (I suggest you turn down the volume). I saw one where the girls were on this super slow carousel and guys would stay in location as the girls asses stuck out the wall and would get fucked as they passed by. The Japanese stuff haha. One I saw was clearly a working dairy farm and the chick was tied up like a cow with a cowbell in a stall while the Farmer went to town. Hilarious.
I can't believe I am longing for the "golden years" of guys whacking off on the girl's faces. What's next?! Spanking dogs while the girls blow the dog?! I shudder to think.
Are guys really into this shit?!
Two cents and rant over.