Posh fart . Rythme ..the sadness of ***

[st. nino]

the first is funny the second is like on everybody's Mysp/-\ce

 

[queenrobinanne]

lol........................

 

[Pompal 09.]

:shock1: Lol :clap​

 

[latexlove]

Posh fart​

A woman walks into a shop that sells expensive Persian Rugs.

Looking around, she spots the perfect rug, walks over and inspects it.

As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly.

Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her 'little accident' and hopes a sales person does not pop up right now.

As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day Ma'am, how may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably she asks, "How much does this rug cost?"

He answers, "Lady if you farted just touching it, you're gonna s.h.i.t your knickers when you hear what the price is."

Rythme the sadness of ***
Kissing's a pleasure

F.u.c.k.i.n.g's a game

Guys get all the pleasure

Girls get all the pain

He says he loves you, and you believe it's true

Until your belly starts to swell and he says hell with you.

10 minutes of pleasure, 9 months and pain

3 days in hospital, a child without a name

The baby's a *******

The mother's a *****

This never would have happened if the rubber hadn't tore