A young boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, what is the
difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your
mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from
that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use
that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great
university!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep
with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a
million bucks would buy, cool cars and all that?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back
to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference
between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on
three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two
hookers and a h*mo ." :shock1:
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