Pregnant turkey story

[Boli Loquita]

Last year at Christmas time, my mom went to her sister's house for the traditional holiday feast.
Knowing how gullible her sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told her sister that she needed
something from the store and asked if her sister wouldn't mind going out to get it.

When her sister left the house, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the mixed stuffing,
stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey... then re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the
bird (s) back into the oven. When it was time for dinner, her sister pulled the turkey out of
the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing.

When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total
shockon her face, my mother exclaimed, "Sandra, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this
horrifying news, her sister started to cry hysterically. It took the entire family almost two hours to
convince her that turkeys lay eggs!


Yes, her sister is a Blonde