Priceless moment... when drunk..

[Fermin Mendiola]

A man wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his
eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of
water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of
him, all clean and pressed.

He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless,
clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a
note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go
shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the
morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son,
what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM,
drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave
yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door".

Confused,he asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel
with her!"


His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "Lady leave me alone! 'm
married!"
Moral

Self-induced hangover -- Rs. 2000.00

Broken furniture -- Rs. 20,000.00

Breakfast -- Rs. 100.00

Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS

 

[Ania B]

^ Lol, Drinking ain't that bad after all :rofl:

 

[starkiller]

this is really priceless!

 

[CTG]

awesome