Private Nurse - GS

[ianvreugdenhil]

Advertisement states "Best Butt Massage and Fantasy".

Was in the VGH area recently with a copy of the GS, and vaguely recalled a favourable review of this lady. Called her up, sounded a bit older but had a cute french accent so went to see her. She is older (late 50's perhaps), but quite cute and slim. Asked me to strip and lie on the mattress on the floor, and she then stripped herself - I really wish that she had left her clothes on, yikes!

Proceeded to tease my butt (as I had expected, given the ad) all the while talking incessantly as if making conversational small talk. Very distracting. After 10 minutes of her running her fingers over my buttocks I asked if she was actually going to play with my butt (that's why I'm here, isn't it?). She seem surprised, but put on a glove, lubed me up, and talked even more.

I eventually flipped, and with great will power managed to finish. I left there actually commending myself at being able to come: it was the least arousing or sensuous experience I have ever had!

So, no, I do not recommend.

 

[Candid Chris]

I saw her a few weeks ago myself. I hadn't came in over 2 weeks so I was feeling kinda horny. I should have gone to the place on Cambie and 16th again. But I wanted to try something new. So I called her up to arrange an appointment. She advertises as being near Broadway and Granville. Which is close to me as I was coming from Kits. But she's actually closer to Oak and 13th. So I go to her apartment and give her the money. It was $50 for a 30 minute massage with a hand release. Or $80 for a 30 minute prostate massage with a hand release. I'm definately not into someone sticking their finger(s) up my ass. So I went with the first option.

I take my clothes off and surprisingly she took her clothes off too. I was thinking to myself that I wish she hadn't done that. Way too skinny and she has a hairy bush. Yikes!!! So she begins with the massage which I was looking forward to because her ad was in the therapeutic section of CL. So I figured she knew what she was doing. I figured wrong. She just massaged really lightly around my ass and hamstrings for 15 minutes. No back, shoulders or calves. And she talked non-stop the whole time. Which wasn't too bad because I'm not much of a talker. So she flips me over and Mr. Johnson is quite soft at the moment. She continues the lame massage by circling around my soft cock for another 15 minutes or so. And it wasn't until she put some oil on it and started stroking me that I became hard. Needless to say I blew pretty fast because it had been 2 weeks folks. But the orgasm didn't feel good at all.

Some of you are probably thinking for $50 what do you expect? And you'd be right. I was just hoping to find a diamond in the rough. Which wasn't the case here.


http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/ths/802975008.html

I am French Canadian mature lady with good experience in prostate massage also in sensual massage.
I work Monday to Friday .Noon to 8 o'clock. Some Saturday
Sylvie
778-859-5825

 

[yacoool]

She is in her late 50's, skinny and not attractive. She gave me a lame 15 min. massage on the mattress on the floor, and she then stripped herself showing her bush.
I thought it'd be better she had left her clothes on!
Kept talking non-sense whilst doing a light touch of my younger brother.
One of my worst massage experience in BC, and in general of all my worldwide career of pooner - RT pioneer.
Save your 80$

 

[Nancy T]

All three reviews just make me shudder....uhhhuhhgrhhh

 

[sweetsonia]

lol, she used to have an ad on cl with a pic of her face. She looks amazingly manish and looked closer to 60 imo. So sad how the words in an ad can look so appealing and we let ourselves get sucked into following through with the session after being unimpressed with her looks. Live and learn, right boys?

 

[HeavyNinja92]

I concur, this is really the reason I like this board, it;s nice to use it to find gems or good ones but I find I use it more to avoid the crappy ones. I'll check out CL and if something looks good check it out here and if there are bad reviews then avoid.

 

[.:Jes:.]

You guys are too POLITE. I have been that way myself,I admit. But not NOW. If some old blister opens the door,and I don't like what I see,I'm outa there pronto.Its your money..She will understand. Believe me..These old gals have alot of competition these days.
I have a button that reads "the meek shall inherit the shit".. JUST WALK

 

[thatlaurengirl]

I agree with you, Rider - the problem was that while clothed she looked good enough for a tug, it was once she stripped down and started yammering that the nightmare began!

Despite that, I have to say that I am still proud of myself at being able to finish as my teen years are decades behind me!!! I didn't think I still had it in me...

 

[evilattorney]

I have to agree with NewComer. She didn't look too bad with her clothes on. And by the time she had taken hers all off. I had already paid her. It was only $50 so no great loss. As for her age, I thought she was in her 40's. But maybe she was in her late 50's.

 

[Kns0509]

Ha ! I almost stepped in to the same trap myself early this summer. I got there, and was greeted by this lady I thought was someone's grandmother (and she could well be). I walked into her foyer making small talk about the massage but I IGNORED Junior this time, using my big head instead. She seems like a nice person but I have absolutely no interest whatsoever in getting some senior-aged person get close to me, let alone me being naked and getting touched.

I politely told her I have second thoughts and very carefully got myself out of there without making myself look like a total idiot (actually total idiot would have been if I stayed) and hurting her feelings.

Guys, it's ok to decline or change your mind. It's your time, your money, your memory. I don't condone being rude to any SP, but at the end of the day no one is forcing you to stay if you even have a small inkling of "hmm, I dunno know about this ..." in your guts. Leave politely and spend your time elsewhere.

 

[stoolbert]

Sometimes an attractively dressed woman looks better than a naked one. So I say, if all you want is a massage with hj, why not just tell her to leave her clothes on and enjoy it.

 

[nl_inc2000]

I used to be stupid and accept what was given to me at an MP or with an SP. Not saying that you guys are stupid. That term was for me because that's how I felt a few times in my early years of pooning.

I can't say it strongly enough or any better than some of you already have. It's your cold hard cash. Was that money given to you? Of course not. Then why give it to someone that doesn't appeal to you! On a number of occasions after having been to 3 or 4 places in search of perfection without success, I have simply gone home with the satisfaction of knowing that there is always my right hand and another day tomorrow.