Hi!
I'm an American, born and raised in the German Rhineland. Living in the USA since 1968, I never got over the hangups and restrictions American society has about sex in general and prostitution specifically. Now retired I will return home.
I have travelled and lived all over the world in my professional life and sampled the local mongering commerce in many countries. But nowhere is the scene as hightly perfected, varied and economical as in Germany. Read here and elsewhere on mpnet about the endless possibilties to get laid in Germany for affordable fees and in safety, style, total hygiene and cleanliness (all women are regularly checked by doctors).
My personal favorites are the many 'FKK-Clubs' (= nudist clubs) that started springing up in the 1980s and now are all over the place, especially in the Rhineland. I actually was the general manager of one of the biggest German FKK-Clubs for a year with my second wife (who was a German porn star I had met in Hollywood and dragged me back home). It had an indoor swimming pool, sauna, bar and dining room, private and open play rooms, as well as rambling outdoor areas with lawns, groves and even a fish pond.
A millionare's former mansion, it was so photogenic that we could even rent it out as shooting location for many porno and legit movie and TV productions.
FKK (= Frei Koerper Kultur = free body culture) means that everybody is naked, the staff (~18~28 yo), the guests, the barkeeps, even the cleaning ladies (shy guests may wear robes or bath towels). So you can inspect, even fondle the 'merchandise' before you book any services.
The prices are fixed and surprisingly low. No haggling. No 'dry hustle', no pushing ladydrinks. Actually drinks and good food is included in the price of admission (Eu/US~$25~60) and a session with a girl will only cost another Eu/US$~25~60. Some FKK-Clubs actually just charge a flat rate of (Eu/US$80-120) and one can indulge in as many sessions with the staff as one wishes (Bring Viagra.- One of them is 'Asiahouse' in Siegen, staffed with >20 Chinese and Thai girls. Many more of this genre exist, just do a search with the keyword 'Pauschalclub').
Most of the girls are actually Eastern European: Russians, Poles, Czech, Bulgarians, Ukrainians ect who work here a few years and return home as wealthy ladies. There are of course also a good percentage of German Fraeuleins.
These women are here on their own free will and are treated with fairness, respect and dignity. Club operators cannot afford losing any staff and treat them accordingly (I know, I was in charge of HR too as general manager of one).
Pimping and trafficing are the only aspects of prostitution that actually are illegal in Germany and this is strictly enforced even against husbands living off their wives' prostitution income.
In any case, I wish to introduce as many people to this amazing experience in the interest of freedom of expression and sexual liberation. Actually I write 'people' because it is not a 'no-no' to bring a wife or GF. Many clubs are actual and legit swingers' clubs where couples and non-professional ladies are welcomed and party for free, no participation required or expected. Their motto is: 'Alles kann, nichts muss!' = Anything can happen, but nothing must happen.
My planned concept is to guide small groups of 2-8 around my old stomping grounds in the Frankfurt-Cologne-Duesseldorf-Essen-Aachen pussy triangle. I'll provide local knowledge, transportation, consultation and translation (many people in this scene do not speak English!). If desired I will arrange for accomodations at decent, modern, economical hotels (no sense to waste $$$ on sleeping). Guide services will start and end at the airport.
The estimated cost for a week of classy, safe, legal mongering in Germany, including 2-3 sex sessions a day, airfare from USA, ground transport by spacious luxury van (minibus), guide services, hotel, food, gasoline ect should cost no more than about US$2000.- for a week to ten days, but can be lowered even more if meals are only taken at the hotels (breakfast is usually included in German hotel rates) and clubs. Some FKK-Clubs offer free or inexpensive overnight stays. I'm even considering to rent a full size motorhome for the group which should lower accomodations cost significantly.
Compare that with the rip-off prices, for instance, of Nevada brothels, illegal escort and 'massage' services in the USA (with their added risk of blundering into vice stings), or those extravagantly overpriced sex resorts in the Caribbean staffed and run by Russians. As the prices rise and service and safety decline in 3rd world countries like Thailand or Brazil this is definitely the better deal (air fares are a big cost factor too!).
Actually mongering costs in Germany are going down. They are now lower than 30 years ago! This is due to the huge influx of East European hookers and the increased competition among clubs, brothels, escort services, freelancers, even Autobahn whores in motorhomes.
Best travel time is summer, but June 8 ~ July 8 will be very busy in 2006 because of the FIFA asoccer word cup. On the other hand why not combine soccer and sex? The country will be buzzing with foreign pussy eager to earn some Euros.
In any case, if anybody is interested send me a private message. I'm rearing to go. Try to line up at least one other buddy so I can get groups together quicker. But I'll just as happily be your private guide if you can afford the expense.
BTW: During wintertime (Nov-Apr) Thailand is still my favorite mongering ground and I will maybe offer similar services there if this project works out.
BTW 2: smoking is usually no problem at clubs. --
Gummibear
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