Procrastinator's Creed

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You may wish to delay reading this until you have more free time.
[ol][*]I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.[*]I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.[*]I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.[*]I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.[*]I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.[*]I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.[*]If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.[*]I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.[*]I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.[*]I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever. [/ol]

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