Product Malfunction Report - Husband

[Pompal 09.]

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Dear Tech Support

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the performance of the Flower and Jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 99, but installed undesirable programs such as Test Cricket 7.1, Sky Sports 3.0 and World Cup Rugby 4.1. Conversation 8.0 also no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed Desperate


Reply:

Dear Desparate

First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 was an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command c:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and then run Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: + Guilt 3.3 and Flowers 7.5.

But remember, overuse can cause memory over-run in Husband 10 and it will then to default to such background applications as Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please remember that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring-Loudly.WAV files


DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.

These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. It could also potentially cause Husband 1.0 to revert to the program Girlfriend 9.2 which runs quietely in the background and has been known to introduce potentially serious viruses into the Operating System.

Also please be aware that swapping to the Butchbitch suite of programs can cause Husband 1.0 to hang unpredictably. IN SUMMARY Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and can't learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to enhance his system performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Single Malt Scotch 4.5 combined with such applications as Boob Job 36D and that old standby - Lingerie 6.9 (which have both been credited with improved performance of associated Husband 1.0 hardware).

Good Luck
Tech Support

 

[teresa g]

says it all really! I think I shall stick with boyfriend 9.6 or whatever it was. come to think of it though I can't remember the last time he bought me flowers.

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June

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[Beeropieprile]

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