Punjabi has nothing to loose

[swtLiLwisp]

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for
Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One
candidate
is Santa Singh an Indian (Punjabi) guy. Bill Gates thanked all the
candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA program to
leave.2000 people leave the room. Santa says to himself, 'I do not know
JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try' Bill
Gates
asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100
people to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Santa says to himself ' I
never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay.
What
can happen to me?' So he stays. Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do
not
have management diplomas to leave. 500 people leave the room. Santa
says to
himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays
in
the room. Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak
Serbo -
Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Santa says to himself, ' I
do
not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he
stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has
gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two
candidates
who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a
conversation
together in that language.' Calmly, Santa turns to the other candidate
and
says 'Hor Phaphe ki haal chaal?.' The other candidate answers ' O
Vadiya
veere, tu Sunna'

 

[Marissa Likeeee]

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

[Wamishda]

:rofl:Had read this in 'Kannadiga' version.. Really funnny..

 

[Zaylenn]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[Humoutodorn]

Absolutely brilliant !!

 

[Prisca Ajok]

cool man....

 

[Lew Buc]

even tamil.. :rofl:

 

[Lucy M]

Good One!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Caz]

: :

 

[Pompal 09.]

OMFG!! Too goood! :lmao:

 

[Ronald Reagan]

lolz.........

 

[zombierach]

:rofl: :lmao: