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There was a No.1 thread but I thought it is best that I let that one rest in peace on Page whatever.
Over December, decided to give this place a try so here is my perspective, which may be different than others':
The place, https://www.no1massage.ca/, conveniently located near Chinatown and tons of street parking. Every time I was there, there were parking everywhere eyes can see. A relatively simple old house decorated with massage related posters, you cant miss it. The streets were quiet, so one can easily walk in-out discreetly.
The inside needs work, a small waiting room that on one would ever want to wait in, a crowded shoe rack that has seen its heyday decades ago. So dim that one really has no idea what floor material one is walking on other than the fact that it is hard and noisy.
I have only seen two of the rooms, the front room is small, very small. The foot of the pastic massage table is against a wall and the masseuse try to work around the three sides. The back room is much larger, quite comfortable with a larger metal table; demand that one if you can. There is a shower, small but functional and clean which is all that matters to me. In fact, all of the linens and towels smell like bleach, which I like, I like my linens clean. I think there may be a third room in the back right but I am not sure.
First up was the famous Winnie, made my appointment, showed up on time but she was late... Eventually she showed up. Was she a beauty? No, she has that average 30ish asian non-makeup housewife look. Was she carrying a few extra pounds? Yes, but just a few, nothing a couple of gym sessions cannot fix. Is she a good masseuse? Average, pressure can be harder but she tried. Is she a sweetheart? Yes, sweet enough to rot teeths. Did I leave happy? Yes. Would I return to see her? May be, but see my review of Katy below.
Called back in a few days and booked Vera. An older and much noisier asian lady with glasses. Definitely not my type for anything beyond a legit massage. The massage was undraped, she simply grabbed the towel and threw it away, lol. She simply needs to stop talking or use the phone while she was working, cannot relax. Be careful when you ask for a hard massage, she is a powerful masseuse and those elbows can seriously damage any bodyparts. Did she offer anything after the massage, no, nor did I request anything. As I have said, she is not my type. Is she a good masseuse, no, the non-stop elbowing of the wrong spots should put her in the penalty box for life. Having said all that, certain masochist may enjoy a good tenderizing session with Vera.
Finally, it was Katy. Showed up on time and there she is waiting for me in her skin tight yoga pants and t-shirt showing off her petite well-toned curves. Oh my, in my eyes, she is quite a beauty. She is no 20something supermodel but for a 30ish lady, she looked good. Face nicely done up with red lipsticks. Asked for a hard massage but given her small frame, she simply cannot deliver, I can forgive her for that. Overall, did I leave happy? Yes, I left happy, very happy. Happy enough to return for a second visit. If I have to choose between Winnie or Katy, I would choose Katy.
As far as I know, I have cycled through all of the ladies at No.1. If I missed anyone, let me know and I shall return to fill in the blanks.
PS: Review details toned down per the request of the owner.
Over December, decided to give this place a try so here is my perspective, which may be different than others':
The place, https://www.no1massage.ca/, conveniently located near Chinatown and tons of street parking. Every time I was there, there were parking everywhere eyes can see. A relatively simple old house decorated with massage related posters, you cant miss it. The streets were quiet, so one can easily walk in-out discreetly.
The inside needs work, a small waiting room that on one would ever want to wait in, a crowded shoe rack that has seen its heyday decades ago. So dim that one really has no idea what floor material one is walking on other than the fact that it is hard and noisy.
I have only seen two of the rooms, the front room is small, very small. The foot of the pastic massage table is against a wall and the masseuse try to work around the three sides. The back room is much larger, quite comfortable with a larger metal table; demand that one if you can. There is a shower, small but functional and clean which is all that matters to me. In fact, all of the linens and towels smell like bleach, which I like, I like my linens clean. I think there may be a third room in the back right but I am not sure.
First up was the famous Winnie, made my appointment, showed up on time but she was late... Eventually she showed up. Was she a beauty? No, she has that average 30ish asian non-makeup housewife look. Was she carrying a few extra pounds? Yes, but just a few, nothing a couple of gym sessions cannot fix. Is she a good masseuse? Average, pressure can be harder but she tried. Is she a sweetheart? Yes, sweet enough to rot teeths. Did I leave happy? Yes. Would I return to see her? May be, but see my review of Katy below.
Called back in a few days and booked Vera. An older and much noisier asian lady with glasses. Definitely not my type for anything beyond a legit massage. The massage was undraped, she simply grabbed the towel and threw it away, lol. She simply needs to stop talking or use the phone while she was working, cannot relax. Be careful when you ask for a hard massage, she is a powerful masseuse and those elbows can seriously damage any bodyparts. Did she offer anything after the massage, no, nor did I request anything. As I have said, she is not my type. Is she a good masseuse, no, the non-stop elbowing of the wrong spots should put her in the penalty box for life. Having said all that, certain masochist may enjoy a good tenderizing session with Vera.
Finally, it was Katy. Showed up on time and there she is waiting for me in her skin tight yoga pants and t-shirt showing off her petite well-toned curves. Oh my, in my eyes, she is quite a beauty. She is no 20something supermodel but for a 30ish lady, she looked good. Face nicely done up with red lipsticks. Asked for a hard massage but given her small frame, she simply cannot deliver, I can forgive her for that. Overall, did I leave happy? Yes, I left happy, very happy. Happy enough to return for a second visit. If I have to choose between Winnie or Katy, I would choose Katy.
As far as I know, I have cycled through all of the ladies at No.1. If I missed anyone, let me know and I shall return to fill in the blanks.
PS: Review details toned down per the request of the owner.
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