question from a noobie

[fixer29]

Hello fellow massageplanet.netites!
Well, i've been a long time reader, first time poster... I've never been to a MP, so i consider myself a newbie. I do, however, live vicariously through you guys (by reading your reviews)...
in any case, I was wondering how MPA's reacted to a young client/customer?
I'm 22 years young and attractive (not without the ability to attract women of my own ) , and find this whole world very exciting and alluring. The only thing holding me back from making a visit is what MPA's might think of a younger man coming in for a massage? I get the impression that most of the clientelle are 30 and above, and was wondering if they'd be taken aback by someone much younger lying at the table...

Onto my second question...
my fling for month is gone to ottawa, and i feel like this is the most opportune time to spread my MPA-virgin wings and take flight... I'm looking for someone young, preferrably of east/west indian descent...

Oh, and i wouldnt mind some tips for do's and dont's on a first visit

I'd appreciate any help (and i know im asking for lots!), but im calling on your expertise and advice to guide this young grasshopper...

thx

 

[Aroused]

Too much talk and not enough action.

Dude I wouldn't worry about the age thing whatsoever. There are certain MPA's that don't like younger clients (no idea why) but I wouldn't fret. If you are attractive, charismatic and above all polite you will have a magnificent experience just as long as you pick one of the great ladies.

As for MPA's with an Indian flavour you can't go wrong with Asha from HFH, Mya from SRM and Jayda from B-chain (Lexa Spa). Haven't seen them but they get great reviews

 

[Ashley J]

I've been going since I was 9. They have and always will hate me (I'm 21 now), but you sound like a hottie with a good head on your shoulders, so I wouldn't be surprised if more than a few of them fall in love with you and ask you to move in with them.

Good luck and please post some pics of your penis (erect and flaccid) and body for us. It's not everyday we get a stud like you joining our community of human oddities.

PS Go see Mya @ SRM or Asha @ HFH. Asha is younger, so she might be better for what you're looking for. Once you go brown, you'll wish your girlfriend never comes back in town.

 

[lydiiuhhx3]

Do's

1) Spary yourself in Axe body spray after your shower. According to those commercials it drives women wild.

2) If your beanbag is hairy, shave it. If it's hairless, you're good to go.

3) Push up's and deep squats in the room. The transient hypertrophy will only enhance your goods.

4) Trim your nails. Nothing worse than starting the session off by unintenionally cutting the MPA with your finger or toe nails.

Don'ts

1) Be arrogant. Even if you're a younger Frank Sepe or Shaun Crawford. Nothing will turn them off more than some asshole who wont shut up how wonderful he is.

2) Bring flowers. Flowers are ok on the third visit, but bringing flowers on your initial visit will only creep her out.

3) Be all grabby. They hate this even more than arrogance. Just go with the flow of the session.

4) Don't ask for Italian's, Russian's, Polish's or Indian's. It will show them that you're a massageplanet.net guy, thus making you a world class pervert.

5) THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT. WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T TELL THEM YOU'RE ON massageplanet.net OR KNOW OF massageplanet.net. You're a young and sexy guy, so they're going to assume you're not a massageplanet.net weirdo, which works well in your favor. Just tell them one of your buddies came here one night and told you it's a cool place.

Good luck, new internet friend.

 

[Medic]

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- Ditto !
Good tip . Maybe that should be tip #1 .
I've found that out from experiece .

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[I FANCY YOU :)]

A few MPA's have told me they don't like seeing younger guys coz they can on occasion be more aggressive.

I'm assuming she meant 39 year old divorced guys like me are prefereable coz we're usually snoring on the table

However, don't let that deter you. There are NO guarantees when human chemistry is involved. You may hit it off with the first girl you see, or it may take a few visits

Asha @ HFH is on vacation right now, so I too would suggest Mya @ SRM. She's an experienced MPA who'll take her time and make you feel like a King.

Please remember to report back!

 

[Gerrardo]

Eve at Soft Hands might work for you too.

 

[Mystery...]

I almost forgot about this invaluable resource tool created by the chair of the department of Indian babeology of the university of Toronto at Mississauga:

http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=104365

 

[blah13]

from personal experience most of the mpas tell me they really like having a client who is around their age....when i first started going to mps about 2 years ago i was 25....it's been mostly positive.....and when something goes wrong and i have accidently booked an mpa who turned out be way older than me they seemed to get a kick out of seeing someone half their age

however, dont take anything too seriously.....it's just a job to them and they'll tell you what you want to hear....me and IL see a lot of the same mpas and if they are telling him they like older clients and they are telling me they like younger guys.....you know they just blowing smoke up our asses to get us to come back....and it works (for me anyways).....

as for recomendations....if your not set on east/west indian i'd recommend athena@srm she's egyptian and she is younger than you....if you are set on someone of indian descent i'd go with mya@srm....

 

[BJs4SJ]

MPA's wouldn't tell us what we want to hear would they

UR right of course asn. You and I pretty well make the same rounds and I'm sure if we compared notes it would be kind of funny.

Anyway, TalkShowHost just needs to get his ass on the table and start having fun. Your suggestion of Athena is also very appropriate!



I wonder if that title's worth another $20K in salary at my current job?! I need to ask for tenure, a 20 year old sexretary... er, assistant... and field trips to the beaches of GOA 3 times a year for research.

 

[hoachincosuts]

This is a version of Italian I have yet to experience asn.

 

[Casey Jane]

you should try it....the nicotine gets absorbed into the blood steam much better this way....it's very tingly......dont blame me if you get colon cancer though

 

[erideni]

....go to your home page. Under "Internet options", clear the history, cookies etc.

Forget this website and pretend you never read anything on it. Everytime you think you are horny and need a massage or visit to an sp run to the washroom and spank one off. Then take the money you were going to spend and put it in a jar, under your bed, in a lock box.

When you turn 30, unlock the box and go buy that Ferrari you always wanted. With this car, go out and pick up all the chicks you want. When you having the time of your life, remember who told you.

This first review I ever read was like the first cigarette I ever smoked......just can't decide what I'm more addicted too.........

Hal