Re: first time at Sheng Bo.........

[Praxis]

Finally made the trek to this place after reading a few postings here. Greeted at the door by 30ish Asian lady by the name of Wei-wei (pronounced 'wee-wee' - a name that would prove to be somewhat appropriate........more on that later. Anyway she leads me to the room and I tell her that I would like to stay for an hour. She takes my money and comes back a couple of minutes later and gets down to business. Not a bad massage. She used her knees and thighs and elbows. Somtimes to the point of discomfort.
After about 20 minutes she tells me to flip. I tell her I'm not ready to flip and to carry on. Apparently she thought it was time to explore the ol' back door. First one.........then two digits.........then........... I'm thinking to myself 'this is one crazy little babe I got here'. I usually enjoy a nice little prostate massage but this chick was nuts. I'm thinking of going to a walk-in clinic for a check-up today. My ass is killing me. I think she left one of those Lee press-on fingernails halfway up my anus. I decide to turn over and tell her I want the NR. She takes off her clothes and lies down. She had nice long nipples which I happen to like very much. I started playing with them a bit and she starts going all squirrelly and grabbing for my appendage almost violently. Holy shit..........just relax.........we got 30 minutes left I told her. A few minutes later I start a little kitty play and the that's when I found out that she was a bit of a squirter. Either that or she decided that now was a good time to take a whiz and didn't think I would mind if she didn't get up. Nice one, Wee-wee. She motions for me that she wants me to finish while she was still lying down so I assumed she was telling me it was cool to unload on her titties. Apparently I was mistaken because when I popped and the first shot hit her on the side of her neck she jumped up real quick and started freaking out a bit. She pulled the sheet over her and I was forced to dump the rest of my seed on the bed itself. (sorry boys...........it was the room right next to the bathroom)
She left for a minute and then came back with a hot towel for the little guy.
Would I repeat? I don't know. Maybe when I've had time to heal a bit. Oh yeah............and if you do happen to get put in that room do me a favour and see if you can find my colon.

 

[christelle]

LMFAO!......................now that's a review. No colon, but I did see what looked like a sphyncter.

Jazzman

 

[Pompal 09.]

High entertainment value in addition to good information.

I felt my ass pucker as I was reading it. LOL!

What is the basic difference in Toronto between an Asian MP and a non-Asian MP (other than ethnicity of course)? Please dont tell me the Anal Probe is standard practice!

 

[Perdie]

Get yer ass checked soon by a doctor. You don't want to go to the doctor for a colonostomy years down the road and find a presson nail up there and have to explain to the missus.

 

[Just beat it]

Seems most of the asian places have this on the menu- even if you don't ask for it.

In Japan they call it "Seizan" massage, and it's extremely popular. If you're ever fortunate enough to visit a "Soapland" or geisha house there [they don't usually take "foreigners"], consider yourself a lucky man. Yes...all the usual "Z options" are available there. Too bad Tia wasn't working there.LOL

I visited this one place there with buddy of mine [Japanese/Korean guy] who looked like a local (obviously), so we got in after they gave me a "long hard" look and bantered in Japanese about a minute or so. Oh yeah....a lot of the girls there DON'T speak english- so getting what you want might be a problem if getting in the place isn't.

A lot of the places go for the "main event" first b/c they feel you're gonna relax and enjoy the massage better after Mr. Happy gets relaxed. I need a doctor in Toronto like the girl I had in Osaka. I fell asleep during the massage alright. I woke up for the MSOG.

How about that? Two (2) SOG's- One (1) to start, and one (1) to finish. Worked fine both times (an hour in between). I got a good "soap" (bath by the girl) before and after too. Few times have I've ever felt as pampered as this. Those girls (not a backhanded remark) really know how to service their clients. I didn't get a card or name (chance or repeating was slim as I was returning to Canada soon). She definitely would have been a "keeper" if she were local- even without huge boobies (which I like so much).

If someone knows of a place like this in Ontario or Quebec, lemme know. I'm sorta nervous about flying now (guess why) and I don't think I can get back to Nippon (Nihon) by car!!

mmikeymmike@hotmail.com

 

[Tee<3]

Sorry man no Soaplands here. Too bad too.