once a mouse was running
suddenly he feels zero gavity
why?
coz , he ate "MONACO"
next
once the snake was crawling
suddenly it feel zero gravity
why?
coz he ate "above mouse"
next
then once eagle feels zero gravity
how?
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eagle always feel zero gravity man
coz eagle can fly.......
once a man goes to a restaurant..
he orders dosa n eats only the middle part of it and leaves the outer part...
then he orders utappa n does the same thing again...
then he orders medu vada.when the vada is brought to his table,he feels confused n strts thinkin wat to eat, as the vada doesent hav a middle part... he thinks n thinks n thinks...... ..
the waiter in the meantime comes to him and asks ...
R U IN THE MILATARY???? ???????
now tell me y did the waiter ask that???????? ?
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socho
think think...
give up?????
ok heres the answer
bcoz the person was wearing a milatary dress!!!!!
if emraan hashmi is serial kisser who is parallel kisser.....
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Answer - RAVAN
Once in a village..... one zamindaar asked his servent 2 get
vegetables and
all that stuff from the city market. He gave him a 100 rupee note.n
said" mujhe saara ka saara hisaab chahiye...."
servent went 2 the city n the zamindaar started waiting 4 him eagerly.
after 5 long hours servant came wth lots of vegetables.. ... and he gave
the details in following manner
2*(22/7) ka baingan
5*(22/7) ke aaaloo
8*(22/7) ke tamatur....
.......like that only........
but the question arisis wat exactly the servant was trying 2
do.........
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bahut bahyankar hai.
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socho
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ok
mai batata hun......... .
Answer - WO USSE PIE PIE KA HISAAAAB DE RAHA
THAAAA!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!3
there was a tiger living in a jungle surrounding a town.Everybody
was afraid of him but he didn't wanted to harm anyone.Once he starts
roaming in town and all frightened people run here and there and get to
their houses.Angry tiger locks everybody's house from outside.
How will u describe this in one word ??
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Answer - SHER-LOCK-HOMES
After locking everybody in their homes tiger sits on a stone. How
will you describe it?????
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thak gaye???
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Answer - SHER-ON-STONE
2 lovers are sitting in a staircase (jina in marathi), looking into
one
anothers eyes; suddenly they reach the sahara desert. Why ?????????
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Answer - b'cos
"ANKHON HI ANKHON MEIN ISHARA HO GAYA BAITHE BAITHE JINE KA SAHARA HO
GAYA"
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Answer - HANGING AROUND (A ROUND )
A cow standing on the road keeps shouting 'F'... 'F'...
Why???
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Because F=ma (Newton's Second Law)
nisar kaise paida hua?
soccho..
keeep thinkin....
socchhhoo yaaar..!!!!!
k
the
answer is....
jawani janeman
haseen dilruba
mile jo dil jawaan
nisaar ho gaya
IF YA WANNA HAVE 'PRIYA GOLD' BISCUITS... WHOM WILL U ASK FOR IT??????????
ANS:INZAMAM UL HUQ!!!!
ANY GUESSES WHY
COZ IT SAYS "HUQ SE MANGO"!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
There was a gang of 4 guys...they used to roam around in a town during night and bash up any innocent guy they meet...they used to beat him until he was unconcious. The moment tha guy went unconcious, they used to take out a bell n ring it once and went.
Question: what were they doing???
Dont think hard
They were simply doing Marketing(Maar ke ting)
Wot is...
AB AB AB AB AB AB AB AB AB AB AB AB AB
Guess....
killer 1...
keeep thinkin...
Its.... Long tym no 'C'! Lols
suddenly he feels zero gavity
why?
coz , he ate "MONACO"
next
once the snake was crawling
suddenly it feel zero gravity
why?
coz he ate "above mouse"
next
then once eagle feels zero gravity
how?
..
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
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.
.
.
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.
.
eagle always feel zero gravity man
coz eagle can fly.......
once a man goes to a restaurant..
he orders dosa n eats only the middle part of it and leaves the outer part...
then he orders utappa n does the same thing again...
then he orders medu vada.when the vada is brought to his table,he feels confused n strts thinkin wat to eat, as the vada doesent hav a middle part... he thinks n thinks n thinks...... ..
the waiter in the meantime comes to him and asks ...
R U IN THE MILATARY???? ???????
now tell me y did the waiter ask that???????? ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
socho
think think...
give up?????
ok heres the answer
bcoz the person was wearing a milatary dress!!!!!
if emraan hashmi is serial kisser who is parallel kisser.....
.
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.
Answer - RAVAN
Once in a village..... one zamindaar asked his servent 2 get
vegetables and
all that stuff from the city market. He gave him a 100 rupee note.n
said" mujhe saara ka saara hisaab chahiye...."
servent went 2 the city n the zamindaar started waiting 4 him eagerly.
after 5 long hours servant came wth lots of vegetables.. ... and he gave
the details in following manner
2*(22/7) ka baingan
5*(22/7) ke aaaloo
8*(22/7) ke tamatur....
.......like that only........
but the question arisis wat exactly the servant was trying 2
do.........
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
bahut bahyankar hai.
.
..
.
.
.
.
socho
ok
.
ok
mai batata hun......... .
Answer - WO USSE PIE PIE KA HISAAAAB DE RAHA
THAAAA!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!3
there was a tiger living in a jungle surrounding a town.Everybody
was afraid of him but he didn't wanted to harm anyone.Once he starts
roaming in town and all frightened people run here and there and get to
their houses.Angry tiger locks everybody's house from outside.
How will u describe this in one word ??
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.
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.
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Answer - SHER-LOCK-HOMES
After locking everybody in their homes tiger sits on a stone. How
will you describe it?????
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thak gaye???
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Answer - SHER-ON-STONE
2 lovers are sitting in a staircase (jina in marathi), looking into
one
anothers eyes; suddenly they reach the sahara desert. Why ?????????
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Answer - b'cos
"ANKHON HI ANKHON MEIN ISHARA HO GAYA BAITHE BAITHE JINE KA SAHARA HO
GAYA"
what's this-
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|
|
|
|
O
Answer - HANGING AROUND (A ROUND )
A cow standing on the road keeps shouting 'F'... 'F'...
Why???
.
.
.
.
Because F=ma (Newton's Second Law)
nisar kaise paida hua?
soccho..
keeep thinkin....
socchhhoo yaaar..!!!!!
k
the
answer is....
jawani janeman
haseen dilruba
mile jo dil jawaan
nisaar ho gaya
IF YA WANNA HAVE 'PRIYA GOLD' BISCUITS... WHOM WILL U ASK FOR IT??????????
ANS:INZAMAM UL HUQ!!!!
ANY GUESSES WHY
COZ IT SAYS "HUQ SE MANGO"!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
There was a gang of 4 guys...they used to roam around in a town during night and bash up any innocent guy they meet...they used to beat him until he was unconcious. The moment tha guy went unconcious, they used to take out a bell n ring it once and went.
Question: what were they doing???
Dont think hard
They were simply doing Marketing(Maar ke ting)
Wot is...
AB AB AB AB AB AB AB AB AB AB AB AB AB
Guess....
killer 1...
keeep thinkin...
Its.... Long tym no 'C'! Lols
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