Real Facts

[gws35]

IF YOU yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced
>enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
>(Hardly seems worth it.)
>
>If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced
>to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
>(Now that's more like it!)
>
>The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body
to
>squirt blood 30 feet.
>(O.M.G.!)
>
******A pig's orgasm
>lasts 30 minutes.
>(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
>
>A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
to
>death. (Creepy.)
>(I'm still not over the pig.)
>
>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
>(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
>
>The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
to
its
>body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
>("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
>
>The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping
the
>length of a football field.
>(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
>
>The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
>(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
>
>Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
>(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
>
>Butterflies taste with their feet.
>(Something I always wanted to know.)
>
>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>(Hmmmmmm......)
>
>Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed
>people.
>(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
>
>Elephants are the only
>animals that cannot jump.
>(okay, so that would be a good thing)
>
>A cat's urine glows under a black light.
>(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
>
>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>(I know some people like that.)
>
>
>Starfish have no brains
>(I know some people like that too.)
>
>Polar bears are left-handed.
>(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
>
>
>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
>(What about that pig??)